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[Gaffers]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -
always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might
as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story:

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is the husband.

[Jimbob]

 

[Sad]

   

[nick v6]

 

[mantagte]

remind me not to try that

[Mr Skrunts]

Will try and remember that if I am ever daft enough to get married.  

[r1]

  

[doog]

Will try and remember that if I am ever daft enough to get married.  

i wouldnt
marrage =  the end of a perfectly good sex life

Doug