My best was buying a 3 seater settee and footstool (ex display) from harvey's...
Chose it, paid, he said "£30 delivery", I says, "dont worry, it will go in my car, i'll get that in my corsa no probs."
He just looked, I said, "I've got a big estate, it will go", he says "it wont."
I say "give me a tape measure, I then say it will, go, with the boot closed, but I'll give you a concession, Ill have to take the wife and kids home 1st."
I get back, bit of a croud has gathered, sure he has said some daft idiot reckons he can get this lot in the car and had been taking bets.
So We carry it out, and slide it in the boot, and close it

Someone pipes up from the back, "wheres the footstool going", and he just said in a very resigned tone, "its going on the passenger seat isnt it", I just smiled and said "yup"..... And drove off laughing
No way could I have done it in a manual, was a bit close to the steering wheel to use a clutch, but it all went in, was tight, but it went.
Hadnt laughed so hard in a long time, often wonder what it cost him, bet its more than the £30 he wanted me to pay for him to deliver it
