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Different couple of week coming up...
« on: 06 March 2009, 14:43:12 »
Start Jury Service on Monday, looking forward to the change.

Could be interesting, Could be boring, its a change anyway.

Just hoping for something a little juicy  :D

Gotta beat work, thats for sure!
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #1 on: 06 March 2009, 14:46:08 »
mother tunnie did it, boooooooooooooring.

Take a good book, you will do a LOT of just sitting and waiting, most likey never get called in
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #2 on: 06 March 2009, 15:01:56 »
done it twice now. Boring as hell!  
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #3 on: 06 March 2009, 15:02:53 »
only get called up if you have a clean past. if you get my drift :-X
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #4 on: 06 March 2009, 15:04:41 »
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only get called up if you have a clean past. if you get my drift :-X

Bit of a chequered past then Johnny?? ::)
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #5 on: 06 March 2009, 15:09:13 »
You`ve got a few days yet to practice your defendant-terrifying "shocked/horrified/angry" Juror facial expressions...`might as well have a bit of fun whilst you`re there, Jimbob!

Just some legal pointers:
The one in the fancy dress is the Judge.
The one`s in the robes and wigs earn more than you do.
The black guy in the suit is the defendant. ;D

.....and finally:
Sadly, they no longer have the death penalty: even though it might seem the defendant rightly-deserves to receive one! >:(

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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #6 on: 06 March 2009, 15:12:49 »
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only get called up if you have a clean past. if you get my drift :-X

Bit of a chequered past then Johnny?? ::)

tell me someone who ain't ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #7 on: 06 March 2009, 15:16:17 »
i ain,t ;)
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #8 on: 06 March 2009, 15:40:43 »
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i ain,t ;)

Nor me!!!!
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #9 on: 06 March 2009, 18:35:56 »
Just means yuo havent been caught!


Thought about going in drag for the comedy value  ;D
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #10 on: 06 March 2009, 18:37:40 »
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Just means yuo havent been caught!


Thought about going in drag for the comedy value  ;D
Trust me, judges do NOT have a sense of humour  :-[

Which is surprising when they dress up like little boy fondlers....
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #11 on: 06 March 2009, 18:40:10 »
Anyone know the form on farting in court?
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #12 on: 06 March 2009, 18:40:56 »
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Anyone know the form on farting in court?

SBD's are always the best in any situation :y
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #13 on: 06 March 2009, 18:44:56 »
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Anyone know the form on farting in court?
As said, the bloke who always turns up late and delays proceedings has had a sense of humour transplant.  So whilst many would find it amusing, he won't. Miserable bastard.
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Re: Different couple of week coming up...
« Reply #14 on: 06 March 2009, 19:58:21 »
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Just means yuo havent been caught!


Thought about going in drag for the comedy value  ;D
Trust me, judges do NOT have a sense of humour  :-[

Which is surprising when they dress up like little boy fondlers....

I'm afraid thats true.. Mum is so serious that I have seen her laugh rarely only after retirement :(
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