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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #15 on: 23 March 2009, 22:23:59 »
and the egg came from??? :-?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #16 on: 23 March 2009, 22:26:07 »
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...


Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that  ;D

So what laid it? ::)
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #17 on: 23 March 2009, 22:27:29 »
What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?

Why is there only one monopolys commission ??

Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?

Whats another word for synonym ?

Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??
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« Reply #18 on: 23 March 2009, 22:27:37 »
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and the egg came from??? :-?


The eggs may have been mutated by some outside source. Of course what creature laid the eggs is another question altogether.  ;D  
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« Reply #19 on: 23 March 2009, 22:29:20 »
why is abbreviation such a long word
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #20 on: 23 March 2009, 22:29:47 »
If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?
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« Reply #21 on: 23 March 2009, 22:30:04 »
why do ships have cargo but lorries have shipments??
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #22 on: 23 March 2009, 22:30:57 »
What is the speed of Dark ?
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« Reply #23 on: 23 March 2009, 22:31:04 »
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What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?

Why is there only one monopolys commission ??

Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?

Whats another word for synonym ?

Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??


As a small child I used to pull the wings off flies, pretty disgusting to think of it now, but it seemed fun at the time.  :-[
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« Reply #24 on: 23 March 2009, 22:31:50 »
Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed ? (Do they have to prove an alibi?)
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« Reply #25 on: 23 March 2009, 22:32:29 »

Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?
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« Reply #26 on: 23 March 2009, 22:33:23 »
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
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« Reply #27 on: 23 March 2009, 22:46:10 »
is V,D really anything to CLAP about??
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« Reply #28 on: 24 March 2009, 05:51:46 »
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Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?

And how come the tins are always full?????
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« Reply #29 on: 24 March 2009, 08:53:04 »
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Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?

Obviously !  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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