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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #30 on: 24 March 2009, 14:36:04 »
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What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?

Why is there only one monopolys commission ??

Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?

Whats another word for synonym ?

Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??


Methinks they have the monopoly on monopolies...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #31 on: 24 March 2009, 16:36:52 »
What does an occasional table do when it's not a table?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #32 on: 24 March 2009, 18:12:18 »
All these questions are making my brain ache......Duuurrrrr ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #33 on: 24 March 2009, 18:16:38 »
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All these questions are making my brain ache......Duuurrrrr ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Dont read the thread then.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #34 on: 24 March 2009, 19:28:14 »
Who first looked at a cow and thought, "I'll squeeze those and drink whatever comes out"   ..... Thannk the lord he wasn't looking at a Bull  :o

Come to think of it -- going back to the chicken and egg .... Who thought, "That's just dropped out of that birds *ss --- I think I will eat it"

Probably the same bloke !!!!!
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #35 on: 24 March 2009, 19:32:28 »
can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #36 on: 24 March 2009, 19:37:59 »
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can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D


Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #37 on: 24 March 2009, 20:25:24 »
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can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D


Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!



SMART ARSE LOL
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #38 on: 24 March 2009, 21:23:27 »
If we put animals "to sleep"why can't you wake them up?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #39 on: 24 March 2009, 21:25:53 »
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Why do we refer to cars as "Her"?


Well my Mr's calls her Corsa  a boy!


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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #40 on: 25 March 2009, 07:20:02 »
Why do they sterilise the needle before the lethal injection?
If you choke a smurf what colour does it go?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #41 on: 25 March 2009, 10:14:42 »
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can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D


Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!

They don't have a handbrake? :D
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #42 on: 25 March 2009, 12:48:45 »
why does the glue not stick to the inside of a superglue tube?

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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #43 on: 25 March 2009, 12:49:52 »
why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #44 on: 25 March 2009, 18:06:37 »
Why do Nipples get hard in the cold, but willy's shrivel up
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