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Debs.

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« on: 25 April 2009, 18:07:10 »
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'  ;D
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Re: Generous Catholic
« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2009, 18:07:49 »
LMAO..I am off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Generous Catholic
« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2009, 18:08:16 »
Don't give up the day job :D
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« Reply #3 on: 25 April 2009, 18:10:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2009, 18:31:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 25 April 2009, 18:33:44 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 25 April 2009, 18:48:56 »
LOL   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Generous Catholic
« Reply #7 on: 25 April 2009, 19:21:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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