You will have to give yourself a back to work interview 
Theres a few people i would like to interview at the minute
A.....West Mercia Police for why they decided to knock the hinges off the front door of the wrong house
B..... West Mercia Police Again for trying to arrest me for climbing through my own front window
C..... My sixteen year old daughter who thought it would be a good idea to Verbally abuse a Police Officer on Saturday night and get herself arrested forcing me to spend three hours in a Police Station yesterday morning
D.... Powergen for cutting off the Gas and Electric to the already wounded house this morning as the previous owners hadn't paid any bills for 2 years even though they knew it was my house since before Christmas
E... A certain window company who promised me my new front door would be ready last Friday and still haven't made it
No wonder i threw half a bottle of JD down my neck last night and decided to have today off
