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`Ever wondered`joke....
« on: 20 May 2009, 20:28:17 »
EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2009, 21:52:33 »
Why is "if" such a tiny word when it has so many uses. Life's full of ironies. ::)
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #2 on: 21 May 2009, 09:13:38 »
Why is it that when a door is slightly opened it is a jar?
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #3 on: 21 May 2009, 12:40:41 »
 ;D  ;D nice one largecol :y
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #4 on: 21 May 2009, 13:16:12 »
 :D ;D
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #5 on: 21 May 2009, 20:22:03 »
how does a blindperson find the guide dogs droppings to pick them up???? surely not by braille????? ;D


no offence intended!!!
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #6 on: 21 May 2009, 20:34:42 »
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Why is "if" such a tiny word when it has so many uses. Life's full of ironies. ::)

You got me there . . . .   :-/ :-/



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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #7 on: 21 May 2009, 20:43:38 »
How do they get so much water into that little tap ?
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #8 on: 21 May 2009, 21:13:46 »
What does outer space smell of?
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #9 on: 21 May 2009, 21:14:58 »
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What does outer space smell of?


Uranus!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, Ill get my coat  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 21 May 2009, 21:52:44 »
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What does outer space smell of?

Sweetly metallic I have read
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Re: `Ever wondered`joke....
« Reply #11 on: 21 May 2009, 22:44:12 »
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how does a blindperson find the guide dogs droppings to pick them up???? surely not by braille????? ;D


no offence intended!!!
i doubt there are many blind people on here to be offended  :y

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« Reply #12 on: 21 May 2009, 23:17:36 »
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What does outer space smell of?


Uranus!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, Ill get my coat  ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D Absolutely priceless - very, very good : ;D ;D
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