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[Bourne]

A chinaman is sitting at the bar of the dog & duck on his lunchbreak when he looks across  and sees another chinaman. Intrigued at seeing a fellow countryman he walks over to introduce himself.

"Herro”  he says . “My names Chin. Haven’t seen you around these parts before. Are you just passing through or have you recentry moved to the area?”
 
 ”Herro” says the stranger. “actuarry I’ve rived around here for years. This is my rocal and  I come here every runchtime” 

 ”Velly strange “ says Chin ”  I come here every runchtime too  but I’ve never seen you before. You must  normally have your runch 1 till 2. I always have my runch 12 till 1. That’s why I haven’t seen you. "

“No” replies the stranger. “have my runch 12 till 1 also”.

 “Rearry , - that’s strange. I’ve worked in the sewage works just round the corner for 20 years . Never seen you before!” says Chin

 “Even stranger – I’ve worked there 20 years too !” says the surprised stranger.

 “Aaahh - You must work in the piss filtering department”. Says Chin ,” I work in the Poo squishing section”.

 “  Bruddy hell” says the stranger “ Unbereivable- I work in poo squishing too!” Can’t berieve we never seen each other before!"

“Incredible” says Chin “It’s unberievable” “Were like Nips that pass in the shite!”
 

[Jimbob]

 

[KillerWatt]

A chinaman is sitting at the bar of the dog & duck on his lunchbreak when he looks across  and sees another chinaman. Intrigued at seeing a fellow countryman he walks over to introduce himself.

"Herro”  he says . “My names Chin. Haven’t seen you around these parts before. Are you just passing through or have you recentry moved to the area?”
 
 ”Herro” says the stranger. “actuarry I’ve rived around here for years. This is my rocal and  I come here every runchtime” 

 ”Velly strange “ says Chin ”  I come here every runchtime too  but I’ve never seen you before. You must  normally have your runch 1 till 2. I always have my runch 12 till 1. That’s why I haven’t seen you. "

“No” replies the stranger. “have my runch 12 till 1 also”.

 “Rearry , - that’s strange. I’ve worked in the sewage works just round the corner for 20 years . Never seen you before!” says Chin

 “Even stranger – I’ve worked there 20 years too !” says the surprised stranger.

 “Aaahh - You must work in the piss filtering department”. Says Chin ,” I work in the Poo squishing section”.

 “  Bruddy hell” says the stranger “ Unbereivable- I work in poo squishing too!” Can’t berieve we never seen each other before!"

“Incredible” says Chin “It’s unberievable” “Were like Nips that pass in the shite!”
 

Be careful...Admin will be shi*ting themselves in a minute and removing that in case it offends.

[waspy]

A chinaman is sitting at the bar of the dog & duck on his lunchbreak when he looks across  and sees another chinaman. Intrigued at seeing a fellow countryman he walks over to introduce himself.

"Herro”  he says . “My names Chin. Haven’t seen you around these parts before. Are you just passing through or have you recentry moved to the area?”
 
 ”Herro” says the stranger. “actuarry I’ve rived around here for years. This is my rocal and  I come here every runchtime” 

 ”Velly strange “ says Chin ”  I come here every runchtime too  but I’ve never seen you before. You must  normally have your runch 1 till 2. I always have my runch 12 till 1. That’s why I haven’t seen you. "

“No” replies the stranger. “have my runch 12 till 1 also”.

 “Rearry , - that’s strange. I’ve worked in the sewage works just round the corner for 20 years . Never seen you before!” says Chin

 “Even stranger – I’ve worked there 20 years too !” says the surprised stranger.

 “Aaahh - You must work in the piss filtering department”. Says Chin ,” I work in the Poo squishing section”.

 “  Bruddy hell” says the stranger “ Unbereivable- I work in poo squishing too!” Can’t berieve we never seen each other before!"

“Incredible” says Chin “It’s unberievable” “Were like Nips that pass in the shite!”
 

Be careful...Admin will be shi*ting themselves in a minute and removing that in case it offends.

Nowadays, everything offends. So F M

 

[KillerWatt]

Nowadays, everything offends.

Ain't that the f**king truth.
We've created a bunch of pussies that are s*it scared to breath out of turn, and we call that progress 

[Vamps]

Well I thought it was funny......