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Nearly joined Jacko today
« on: 26 June 2009, 18:54:14 »

Next door planted a Eucalyptus tree in the corner of there garden bordering ours about 20 years and the bloody thing is about 40ft high now and blotting out our sunlight so I thought I would trim it a bit. Got the ladders out and the chainsaw and started to cut a branch but didn't expect the branch the ladder was resting on to bounce so much when the of cut fell, the ladder must have gone straight but luckily fell back against the tree. I was only about 25ft up, I'm just removing the mess from my shorts ::) ;D 
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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2009, 18:55:48 »

Trees can be a right pain.

least your ok.

Don't forget to give the wood back  :y

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« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2009, 19:00:37 »

Glad your ok mate, gardening should be left to women, apart from slab laying  :y
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« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2009, 19:03:50 »

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Glad your ok mate, gardening should be left to women, apart from slab laying  :y
She will be holding the ladder tomorrow while I trim it back some more ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2009, 19:05:09 »

Arn't you getting a little "long in the tooth" for ariel lumberjacking Pete? ::) ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 26 June 2009, 19:06:25 »

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Arn't you getting a little "long in the tooth" for ariel lumberjacking Pete? ::) ;)
;D ;D
Cheers Tony, just goes to show you can teach an old dog new tricks ;)
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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2009, 19:11:35 »

Next time try lashing a chain saw on the end of a twenty foot pole and keep your feet firmly planted on terra firma :y
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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #7 on: 26 June 2009, 19:19:12 »

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Next door planted a Eucalyptus tree in the corner of there garden bordering ours about 20 years and the bloody thing is about 40ft high now and blotting out our sunlight so I thought I would trim it a bit. Got the ladders out and the chainsaw and started to cut a branch but didn't expect the branch the ladder was resting on to bounce so much when the of cut fell, the ladder must have gone straight but luckily fell back against the tree. I was only about 25ft up, I'm just removing the mess from my shorts ::) ;D 

Given the message above I felt it proper to inform the HSE :y, ....I must say I am very surprised Pete :-X, ...given your experience thought you would have done a Risk Assesment at least and then produced the H&S method statement [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] 
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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2009, 19:35:40 »

He's a lumberjack and he's ok (just). ;D
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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #9 on: 26 June 2009, 19:39:36 »

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He's a lumberjack and he's ok (just). ;D


he wears high heels, suspendies and a bra?

and wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear papa  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #10 on: 26 June 2009, 19:41:27 »

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He's a lumberjack and he's ok (just). ;D


he wears high heels, suspendies and a bra?

and wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear papa  ;D ;D ;D
Thought that was Daz. ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 26 June 2009, 19:47:55 »

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He's a lumberjack and he's ok (just). ;D


he wears high heels, suspendies and a bra?

and wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear papa  ;D ;D ;D
Thought that was Daz. ;D ;D


maybe we've been wrong all the time?

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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #12 on: 26 June 2009, 20:03:22 »

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Next time try lashing a chain saw on the end of a twenty foot pole and keep your feet firmly planted on terra firma :y

Better still (you're not supposed to wave chainsaws above your head) try lashing the branch to a rope thrown over a higher branch and get someone to hold the other end.  it can be made to swing away from you and can be lowered to the ground in a controlled manner (well mostly).
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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #13 on: 26 June 2009, 20:43:51 »

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He's a lumberjack and he's ok (just). ;D


he wears high heels, suspendies and a bra?

and wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear papa  ;D ;D ;D
And likes to dress in womans clothes!!! :o
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Re: Nearly joined Jacko today
« Reply #14 on: 26 June 2009, 21:29:56 »

Scarey - I hate heights now
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