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Ambulances to be fitted with vibrators!
« on: 03 July 2009, 18:37:37 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8132399.stm

a good idea if it works, the amount of people in cars who hear nothing and dont look in the mirrors!

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« Reply #1 on: 03 July 2009, 18:49:53 »

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a good idea if it works, the amount of people in cars who hear nothing and dont look in the mirrors!


I was getting all excited then Jimbob and about to call 999 for an ambulance with a thrill! ::) ::) ::)

Now I know the facts, it is good, but rather disappointing! :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Ambulances to be fitted with vibrators!
« Reply #2 on: 03 July 2009, 18:52:31 »

question is.....are we now going to get women holding up the services, and enjoying the sensation  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #3 on: 03 July 2009, 18:54:56 »

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question is.....are we now going to get women holding up the services, and enjoying the sensation  ;D ;D ;D


Too true Jimbob!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Ambulances to be fitted with vibrators!
« Reply #4 on: 03 July 2009, 18:56:14 »

could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #5 on: 03 July 2009, 18:57:30 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)
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« Reply #6 on: 03 July 2009, 18:59:42 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)


Lol, who needs Ann Summers!  ;D ;D

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« Reply #7 on: 03 July 2009, 19:02:18 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)

And washed it again afterwards ... and again.. and again  ::) :o
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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)

And washed it again afterwards ... and again.. and again  ::) :o


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #9 on: 03 July 2009, 19:03:14 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)

And washed it again afterwards ... and again.. and again  ::) :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Ambulances to be fitted with vibrators!
« Reply #10 on: 03 July 2009, 19:03:38 »

Getting a bit Star Trek-ish this. If they can already
vibrate your car with a sound wave, what next if
you still don't get out of the way?

Up the power to Romulan disrupter level, and disintegrate
your car to give them some road space?

Wait until the lead foot brigade learn of this, and fit
it into their cars to deal with the lane hoggers who
are impeding their progress.   ;D

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« Reply #11 on: 03 July 2009, 20:16:45 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)


Lol, who needs Ann Summers;D ;D


....in my experience Jb anyone over the age of 50 :-/ :-/
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« Reply #12 on: 03 July 2009, 20:19:17 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)


Lol, who needs Ann Summers;D ;D


....in my experience Jb anyone over the age of 50 :-/ :-/

Speak for yourself Zulu! :o :o ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 03 July 2009, 20:20:20 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)


Lol, who needs Ann Summers;D ;D


....in my experience Jb anyone over the age of 50 :-/ :-/

Speak for yourself Zulu! :o :o ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
lizzie i think im in love!
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« Reply #14 on: 03 July 2009, 20:21:15 »

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could be up there with leaning on the washing machine while its on full spin eh?  ;D ;D ;D


Been there, done it, worn the t-shirt........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)


Lol, who needs Ann Summers;D ;D


....in my experience Jb anyone over the age of 50 :-/ :-/

Speak for yourself Zulu! :o :o ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
lizzie i think im in love!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* ;) ;)
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