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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #15 on: 10 July 2009, 12:32:09 »
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Having grown up in the countryside, I can assure you I can :y

Now if I would or not is a different question  :y

Not a cat fan, there are just to many about these days and all they ever does is crap in my garden (and no they dont bloody bury it!) hence the need for a very high power water pistol.
solution is to get a cat. and feed it chicken madras, so it squits all over the neighbours patio.....

As I say, revenge is sweet ::)
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #16 on: 10 July 2009, 12:34:57 »
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Having grown up in the countryside, I can assure you I can :y

Now if I would or not is a different question  :y

Not a cat fan, there are just to many about these days and all they ever does is crap in my garden (and no they dont bloody bury it!) hence the need for a very high power water pistol.

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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #17 on: 10 July 2009, 13:14:46 »
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Having grown up in the countryside, I can assure you I can :y

Now if I would or not is a different question  :y

Not a cat fan, there are just to many about these days and all they ever does is crap in my garden (and no they dont bloody bury it!) hence the need for a very high power water pistol.
solution is to get a cat. and feed it chicken madras, so it squits all over the neighbours patio.....

As I say, revenge is sweet ::)

Thats better ;D

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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #18 on: 10 July 2009, 13:18:42 »
Dont beleive a word of it, Mark loves to stroke and caress pussy's

ive seen it with my own eyes on several occasions  :y
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #19 on: 10 July 2009, 13:19:34 »
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Having grown up in the countryside, I can assure you I can :y

Now if I would or not is a different question  :y

Not a cat fan, there are just to many about these days and all they ever does is crap in my garden (and no they dont bloody bury it!) hence the need for a very high power water pistol.

if the ground is wet (as usual in UK) they dont like their hands muddy ;D

one interesting occasion , I discovered that our cats drinking water becomes dirty quickly.. :-?

start to watch out from camera records whats happening.. finally catch them.. one of the long haired small monsters  like to wash the hands in water :o ;D

thats a very rare behaviour in cats.. :-?
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #20 on: 10 July 2009, 18:43:51 »
Cem I love some of the things you say  ;) I  know I should not say that really I only do English so you are far cleverer than me
We call cats Hands PAWS over here BUT I am sure we all know what you meant you made me smile at least  :y
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #21 on: 10 July 2009, 18:56:35 »
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Cem I love some of the things you say  ;) I  know I should not say that really I only do English so you are far cleverer than me
We call cats Hands PAWS over here BUT I am sure we all know what you meant you made me smile at least  :y

With no punctuation you don't "do" english brilliantly!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, I couldn't resist!  ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 10 July 2009, 19:23:13 »
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Cem I love some of the things you say  ;) I  know I should not say that really I only do English so you are far cleverer than me
We call cats Hands PAWS over here BUT I am sure we all know what you meant you made me smile at least  :y

Thanks..  :y

I know the word but instead I prefered hands as they used them like hands :) :y
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #23 on: 10 July 2009, 19:23:42 »
How much is P&P?  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 10 July 2009, 20:08:42 »
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so i have 2 kittens left
Will they both fit (simultaneously) in a microwave that has a 20 litre capacity, and what is the recommended cooking time for a 1000W oven?
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #25 on: 10 July 2009, 20:22:10 »
Your right Scottie  :-[
I just proved proved how much better he is than me  at Engliah  :y
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« Reply #26 on: 10 July 2009, 20:28:50 »
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Your right Scottie  :-[
I just proved proved how much better he is than me  at Engliah  :y

I'm no better than you..if we talk you will understand that (if you can)  ;D :y
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #27 on: 10 July 2009, 22:35:18 »
I`ve not got high powered water pistol MDTM.....Will a Desert Eagle bb gun do instead????? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Sorry nick.... ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #28 on: 10 July 2009, 22:47:29 »
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And there will then be a few less surburban random shitting monsters about.  ;D ;D ;D
Despite growing up as a cat hater,I saved a kitten from this fate in 1982,was heartbroken when the vet told me it would have to be put down in 2003. ::) :-[
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Re: kittens ready
« Reply #29 on: 10 July 2009, 23:17:33 »
its my dogs birthday next month, do they come gift wraped  ;D
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