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Ziad

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Marriage woes
« on: 16 July 2009, 20:13:05 »
Hope you guys and gals have a blast:



A conversation before marriage...

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!

To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...
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Re: Marriage woes
« Reply #1 on: 16 July 2009, 20:21:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Marriage woes
« Reply #2 on: 16 July 2009, 20:33:00 »
Always practice safe sex...NEVER give them your real name or address!
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Re: Marriage woes
« Reply #3 on: 16 July 2009, 20:41:06 »
PMSL at both! ;D
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