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Oink Oink
« on: 16 July 2009, 11:50:31 »

Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

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Re: Oink Oink
« Reply #1 on: 16 July 2009, 11:52:40 »

Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

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Re: Oink Oink
« Reply #2 on: 16 July 2009, 11:55:43 »

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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

Take care and hope you feel better soon..
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Re: Oink Oink
« Reply #3 on: 16 July 2009, 12:01:50 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

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« Reply #4 on: 16 July 2009, 12:03:06 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


....the Lord is indeed being severely tested at the moment Entwood ;) ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 16 July 2009, 12:06:29 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[
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« Reply #6 on: 16 July 2009, 12:08:41 »

Hope you feel better soon and revert to being human Jimbob! ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 16 July 2009, 12:09:46 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[


Pervy Zulu! :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Oink Oink
« Reply #8 on: 16 July 2009, 12:10:56 »

take care (means lots of fruit juice and sleep in my dictionary)  and I hope you will become better.. :y
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« Reply #9 on: 16 July 2009, 12:12:34 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[

Are we talking pelvic floor exercises  ::)

I used to be in lust with Olga Korbutt as a lad  (for the avoidance of doubt -- that's when I was a lad, not when Olga Korbutt was a lad !! )
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« Reply #10 on: 16 July 2009, 12:13:07 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[


Pervy Zulu! :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)




.........knew I'd said too much.......let's just keep this between ourselves shall we, Ms Zoom ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 16 July 2009, 12:14:41 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[


Pervy Zulu! :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)




.........knew I'd said too much.......let's just keep this between ourselves shall we, Ms Zoom ;D ;D


For you Zulu, anything you say! 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
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« Reply #12 on: 16 July 2009, 12:15:10 »

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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[

Are we talking pelvic floor exercises  ::)

I used to be in lust with Olga Korbutt as a lad  (for the avoidance of doubt -- that's when I was a lad, not when Olga Korbutt was a lad !! )




.....aaaaand we can breathe again ;D ;D
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Re: Oink Oink
« Reply #13 on: 16 July 2009, 12:20:04 »

You need help!  more than I do  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #14 on: 16 July 2009, 12:23:05 »

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You need help!  more than I do  ;D ;D ;D ;D




 ;D ;D ;D you're right Jb and I'm not getting 'it' from anywhere :( :( ;D
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