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Daffy Duck
« on: 20 July 2009, 07:56:46 »
 
Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for a condom.
The receptionist says, shall I put them on your bill?
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Don’t be thow thupid I’d thufficate!!!!  ;D
 
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: 20 July 2009, 07:59:30 »
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Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for a condom.
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Don’t be thow thupid I’d thufficate!!!!  ;D

 ;D Absolutely quackers! :y
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« Reply #2 on: 20 July 2009, 08:00:21 »
Morning Debs ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 20 July 2009, 08:01:05 »
Where's the closet ::) :-?
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Re: Daffy Duck
« Reply #4 on: 20 July 2009, 09:43:03 »
here's ya coat

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 20 July 2009, 11:34:02 »
Mad! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Daffy Duck
« Reply #6 on: 20 July 2009, 13:26:32 »
Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y
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« Reply #7 on: 20 July 2009, 13:44:07 »
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
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« Reply #8 on: 20 July 2009, 13:50:13 »
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
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we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some  :)
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« Reply #9 on: 20 July 2009, 13:51:39 »
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
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we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some  :)


It's great to see you on the Forum again Maria!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-*
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« Reply #10 on: 20 July 2009, 13:53:41 »
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
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we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some  :)


It's great to see you on the Forum again Maria!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-*
Thanks lizzie :)
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Re: Daffy Duck
« Reply #11 on: 20 July 2009, 13:55:12 »
Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 20 July 2009, 14:19:03 »
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D

 ;DNot now; T.B installed the 'YapBB_Chinwag_2.0' upgrade this morning! :y
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« Reply #13 on: 20 July 2009, 17:03:28 »
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P
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« Reply #14 on: 20 July 2009, 17:24:11 »
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P

Exactly Maria, it is a great thing in life which we should all do on the OOF :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;)
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