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ScottieMV6

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Last one for today..........I promise
« on: 21 July 2009, 17:23:12 »

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
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« Reply #1 on: 21 July 2009, 17:24:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Keep em going Scottie, I need this!! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Re: Last one for today..........I promise
« Reply #2 on: 21 July 2009, 17:24:39 »
lol love the thinking  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 21 July 2009, 17:34:33 »
Bad day Lizzie?  :( :(
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« Reply #4 on: 21 July 2009, 17:36:36 »
Nice one mate ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 21 July 2009, 17:37:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 21 July 2009, 17:38:39 »
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Bad day Lizzie?  :( :(

Yep! :'( :'(  Fed up and bored, with nothing going as planned! ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 21 July 2009, 17:42:51 »
I know that feeling!

Glad I cheered you up a bit!  :y
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