Cluck was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if
he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
(100 leg bug),which came in a little white box to use
for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar
for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go
to Frank's place with me and have a beer?' Silence; there
was no answer from his new Pet.
This bothered him a bit, waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, 'How about going to the bar and having a beer
with me?' Again, there was no answer, nothing but silence
came from his new friend and pet.
So, he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation.He decided to ask him one more time.
This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's
place and have a beer with me?
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my oppsing shoes
on!"
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Topic: An old one but funny (Read 620 times)