anne gets a call from home whilst in uni to tell her that, sadly, her grandad has passed to the next life. she decides to pay her gran a visit see if she's coping ok, so round she goes the following day and the two of them are sitting down to a nice hot cup of tea.......
"sorry to hear about grandad, you must miss him awfully"
"oh anne, yes i do, terribly. his charm, his wit, and ,of course, the sex on a sunday morning"
anne just about croaks herself, choking on her cuppa...
"pffffffffffffft! what?! jesus christ gran, thats a bit much!"
"oh my dear, dont be silly, we all need a bit now and again. anyway, at my age you need to be careful so we did it gently to the rhythm of the church bells"
"er... ok, lets change the subject, what happened to grandad? did he pass away in his sleep?"
"well dear, thats the thing, the poor old sod would still be here today if that ****ing ice cream van hadn't turned up!"
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