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« on: 21 July 2009, 21:05:27 »
"Almost 100 councils have admitted secretly taking residents' rubbish and examining it to see how much they are recycling."  >:( >:(

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/businessandecology/recycling/5872197/Councils-snooping-in-bins-to-see-who-is-recycling-properly.html

I like this bit especially:

"In East Sussex a total of 1,000 homes from Eastbourne, Hastings, Lewes, Rother and Wealden Councils had their bin contents scrutinised. The properties were even assessed before the collection to put them into one of five social categories ranging from Level 1 Wealthy Achievers to Level 5 Hard Pressed. 

They missed off Level 6: Totally Borassic.  ;) ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 21 July 2009, 21:15:59 »
break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"
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« Reply #2 on: 21 July 2009, 21:23:03 »
christ, the drunk downstairs rubbish bags are just beer cans and pizza boxes  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 21 July 2009, 21:26:47 »
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break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"

Marks & Sparks? Get you with your flash Northern spending. Us Southerners are having to get by on a single cod & chips from the local chippie...and make it last a week. Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 
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« Reply #4 on: 21 July 2009, 21:28:59 »
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break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"

Marks & Sparks? Get you with your flash Northern spending. Us Southerners are having to get by on a single cod & chips from the local chippie...and make it last a week. Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 

Last time I was down sarf, single cod+chips was about £22.50 ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 21 July 2009, 21:29:09 »
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christ, the drunk downstairs rubbish bags are just beer cans and pizza boxes  ;D ;D ;D

Oi! It's you is it? Well just stop bashing the floor with your stick when I've got me music on.  ;) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 21 July 2009, 21:29:21 »
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break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"

Marks & Sparks? Get you with your flash Northern spending. Us Southerners are having to get by on a single cod & chips from the local chippie...and make it last a week. Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 


one pickled egg?  between how many?   Luxury...........
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« Reply #7 on: 21 July 2009, 21:30:44 »
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break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"

Marks & Sparks? Get you with your flash Northern spending. Us Southerners are having to get by on a single cod & chips from the local chippie...and make it last a week. Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 

Last time I was down sarf, single cod+chips was about £22.50 ;D

That's the organic version for flash Northern visitors. We make do with the factory farmed £4.99 version.
 ;) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 21 July 2009, 21:32:24 »
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.... Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 

No whelks eels or liquor?   ;D  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 21 July 2009, 21:32:42 »
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break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"

Marks & Sparks? Get you with your flash Northern spending. Us Southerners are having to get by on a single cod & chips from the local chippie...and make it last a week. Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 

Last time I was down sarf, single cod+chips was about £22.50 ;D

well its 3.10 a pint in my pub, and 2.00 a pint 4 miles up the rd
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« Reply #10 on: 21 July 2009, 21:33:04 »
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break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"

Marks & Sparks? Get you with your flash Northern spending. Us Southerners are having to get by on a single cod & chips from the local chippie...and make it last a week. Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 


one pickled egg?  between how many?   Luxury...........

Family of six....and the cat. You lardy-da Flintshire types just don't understand how the credit crunch has hit us in the Big Smoke.   ;) ;) ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 21 July 2009, 21:35:12 »
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christ, the drunk downstairs rubbish bags are just beer cans and pizza boxes  ;D ;D ;D

Oi! It's you is it? Well just stop bashing the floor with your stick when I've got me music on.  ;) ;D ;D ;D

your not far wrong there except im on his doorstep when he hits the volume. hes on his final warning now. the 2 lesbians with the baby have already been evicted for dealing drugs, they were only about 14  ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 21 July 2009, 21:38:07 »
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break off Nick. I'm starting to get really paranoid reading your threads ;D

"Right love, we'll fool 'em. Take the Marks & Spencer food wrappings to work with you and I'll pick up some aldi ones and put them in the bin"

Marks & Sparks? Get you with your flash Northern spending. Us Southerners are having to get by on a single cod & chips from the local chippie...and make it last a week. Sometimes we just live on one pickled egg...


 ;) ;D ;D

 


one pickled egg?  between how many?   Luxury...........

Family of six....and the cat. You lardy-da Flintshire types just don't understand how the credit crunch has hit us in the Big Smoke.   ;) ;) ;D


beats the handful of gravel we have, after licking road clean wit' tounge
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« Reply #13 on: 21 July 2009, 21:39:12 »
Not the full monty python sketch please.
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« Reply #14 on: 21 July 2009, 21:40:11 »
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Not the full monty python sketch please.

Monty python in the nuddy? ;D
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