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[Nickbat]

Wait until Gordon Brown learns about this wheeze..

In the US, a toilet paper tax of 3% is proposed in Rep. Earl Blumenauer’s “Water Resources Protection Act”. Also taxed will be toothpaste, water-based beverages, cosmetics and pharmaceuticals.

http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=4385

The problem is that when they introduce such a tax over here, it could spell the end of the time-honoured tradition of shaking hands when you meet people. 

[STMO999]

Wait until Gordon Brown learns about this wheeze..

In the US, a toilet paper tax of 3% is proposed in Rep. Earl Blumenauer’s “Water Resources Protection Act”. Also taxed will be toothpaste, water-based beverages, cosmetics and pharmaceuticals.

http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=4385

The problem is that when they introduce such a tax over here, it could spell the end of the time-honoured tradition of shaking hands when you meet people. 

Is milk OK? 

Oh, no, cows drink water.

[Dishevelled Den]

Wait until Gordon Brown learns about this wheeze..

In the US, a toilet paper tax of 3% is proposed in Rep. Earl Blumenauer’s “Water Resources Protection Act”. Also taxed will be toothpaste, water-based beverages, cosmetics and pharmaceuticals.

http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=4385

The problem is that when they introduce such a tax over here, it could spell the end of the time-honoured tradition of shaking hands when you meet people. 

.........could start an entirely new trend, 'air shakes' - rather like those 'air kisses' one sees the precious ones' indulge in when they don't wish to touch flesh.

Is this a suitable circumstance for the term 'air-headed' I wonder?

[Pitchfork]

Wait until Gordon Brown learns about this wheeze..

In the US, a toilet paper tax of 3% is proposed in Rep. Earl Blumenauer’s “Water Resources Protection Act”. Also taxed will be toothpaste, water-based beverages, cosmetics and pharmaceuticals.

http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=4385

The problem is that when they introduce such a tax over here, it could spell the end of the time-honoured tradition of shaking hands when you meet people. 

.........could start an entirely new trend, 'air shakes' - rather like those 'air kisses' one sees the precious ones' indulge in when they don't wish to touch flesh.

Is this a suitable circumstance for the term 'air-headed' I wonder?

Could well be the derivation!

[Lizzie_Zoom]

There will certainly be a great deal of smelly people going around what with this extra tax and the ones they want to impose for waste disposal!

Mind you women have to pay tax for feminine hygiene products, like sanitary towels 

[Pitchfork]

There will certainly be a great deal of smelly people going around what with this extra tax and the ones they want to impose for waste disposal!

Mind you women have to pay tax for feminine hygiene products, like sanitary towels 

Now that's an idea!
Taxing the obese for Waist Disposal

[Jimbob]

bring back recycled toilet paper!


 

[Pitchfork]

bring back recycled toilet paper!


 

That's as good as calling someone on the phone & asking if they will accept a reverse charge obscene call!

[CaptainZok]

bring back recycled toilet paper!


 

That's as good as calling someone on the phone & asking if they will accept a reverse charge obscene call!

Has STMO got your number too?

[Dishevelled Den]

There will certainly be a great deal of smelly people going around what with this extra tax and the ones they want to impose for waste disposal!

Mind you women have to pay tax for feminine hygiene products, like sanitary towels 

Now that's an idea!
Taxing the obese for Waist Disposal

....splendid, PF