why not ditch the burger van for a tent?
Get better mpg going to your destination, they are very cheap to run, no tyres!! and you won't be annoying any other motorists 
Would it help if i said i am planning on 2 more holidays this year, brining the total to 4 
A car towing a caravan is allowed the following speeds:-
Built up area - 30mph
Single carriageway 50 mph (only 10mph below solo car)
Dual carriageway 60 mph - plenty of room for you to overtake at 70.
Motorway 60 mph, again, plenty of room for you to overtake.
On a daily basis, how many times are you held up by a caravan?
On a yearly basis, once, or maybe never?
I've been held up about 6 times in the past week, I find them one of the most annoying things on the road
When you go on a caravan holiday what do you actually do, went once with my mum years and years ago all we seemed to do was sit outside the caravan and talk or visit the countryside :-/
People caravan for many different reasons.
Those, such as us, with an older 'van because it is very cost effective and we enjoy it.
Others, with the newer 'vans, because they enjoy it and have an interest in it. They also take a pride (maybe obsessively?) in there hobby.
We use ours as a base, sleeping, washing, toileting, storing possessions, playing. The list goes on.........
Oh yes, SWTSMBO won't go anywhere near a tent. I don't blame her
