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The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« on: 31 July 2009, 14:54:49 »
My vibrator,
which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
you bring such fun,
on earth-or is it heaven?

Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as I forgive those who sold me dud batteries.

Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibration,
the power and rotation.
For ever and ever.
No men!
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #1 on: 31 July 2009, 15:06:08 »
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My vibrator,
which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
you bring such fun,
on earth-or is it heaven?

Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as I forgive those who sold me dud batteries.

Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibration,
the power and rotation.
For ever and ever.
No men!

 :o :o :o Ljay, I'm shocked!!

What's poor James going to do now? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #2 on: 31 July 2009, 15:29:02 »
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My vibrator,
which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
you bring such fun,
on earth-or is it heaven?

Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as I forgive those who sold me dud batteries.

Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibration,
the power and rotation.
For ever and ever.
No men!

 :o :o :o Ljay, I'm shocked!!

What's poor James going to do now? ;D ;D ;D

He keeps hiding the batteries.        ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #3 on: 31 July 2009, 15:38:03 »
That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #4 on: 31 July 2009, 15:45:16 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D


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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #5 on: 31 July 2009, 15:46:16 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

Lol, cant you get one with a kickstart!
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« Reply #6 on: 31 July 2009, 16:29:12 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 31 July 2009, 17:03:04 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Good God Ljay, you must be insatiable!! :o Poor old James must be worn out - no wonder he wants to buy 100 batteries!  ::) ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 31 July 2009, 17:18:27 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Good God Ljay, you must be insatiable!! :o Poor old James must be worn out - no wonder he wants to buy 100 batteries!  ::) ;D

 ;) 100 batteries a month isn't that bad!! Is it????? ::)



His avatar does say he's a prolific user!!!!!!! :P
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #9 on: 31 July 2009, 17:22:53 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #10 on: 31 July 2009, 17:25:42 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Jeez, the forums becoming infested with nymphomaniacs!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #11 on: 31 July 2009, 17:28:28 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y



...you may not have had this in mind - but it might do ::) ::)



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu4L_jYR6cU[/media]
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« Reply #12 on: 31 July 2009, 17:29:17 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Jeez, the forums becoming infested with nymphomaniacs!! ;D ;D ;D


You've only just noticed Bob!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
« Reply #13 on: 31 July 2009, 17:31:06 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Jeez, the forums becoming infested with nymphomaniacs!! ;D ;D ;D


You've only just noticed Bob!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Hmmmmm........I must learn to pay more attention! ::) ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 31 July 2009, 17:31:23 »
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y



...you may not have had this in mind - but it might do ::) ::)



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu4L_jYR6cU[/media]


Oh that is sooooooo funny Zulu!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y Brilliant!! :y :y :y :y
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