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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #15 on: 04 August 2009, 21:20:39 »
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« Reply #16 on: 04 August 2009, 21:22:39 »
Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
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« Reply #17 on: 04 August 2009, 21:24:54 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
Women are obviously better at maths then!!!! ::) ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 04 August 2009, 22:07:03 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 04 August 2009, 22:13:53 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D


Just yours.   ::) I dont snore, but then again, I dont roll over either.   ::) ::)
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« Reply #20 on: 04 August 2009, 22:22:17 »
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Come on then, this will be interesting.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #21 on: 04 August 2009, 22:30:05 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)
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« Reply #22 on: 04 August 2009, 22:46:05 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)


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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #23 on: 04 August 2009, 23:29:34 »
Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.
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« Reply #24 on: 04 August 2009, 23:32:08 »
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.



 ;D ;D you have to laugh all the same  ;D ;D
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« Reply #25 on: 04 August 2009, 23:34:52 »
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.

I got a big wall unit with 5 boxes it has 2 bouble doar parts a glas part tv part 8 drawers and small spaces up top was finished after 3 hours.
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« Reply #26 on: 04 August 2009, 23:37:40 »
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.

I got a big wall unit with 5 boxes it has 2 bouble doar parts a glas part tv part 8 drawers and small spaces up top was finished after 3 hours.
Your'e either a joiner or Paul Daniels !!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: 04 August 2009, 23:37:48 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)


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« Reply #28 on: 05 August 2009, 21:28:28 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJa9chvkRdg[/media]

Not quite what I had in mind Zulu!!!!
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« Reply #29 on: 05 August 2009, 22:59:43 »
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...they are very useful things Ljay (I'm told)


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