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[Big Fra]

My friends Steven and Debbie had their 1st child born today.

Ben Thomas Cornfield came into the world at 03:48 weighing 7lb 6oz.

Just back in from visiting the happy family at hospital. I had a hold of him and he is a wee cracker!

Mum and baby are doing great and everyone is over the moon!


Unfortunately everyone said I was a natural and started asking questions about when swmbo and myself are going to have a baby.


Err

How does naw grab ye?

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Go for it!!

Nothing better than having children 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

[Elite Pete]

There's no harm in practicing

[STMO999]

There's no harm in practicing

Isn't time for your horlicks?

[Elite Pete]

There's no harm in practicing

Isn't time for your horlicks?

I'm trying to revise for my asbestos exam

[hotel21]

My friends Steven and Debbie had their 1st child born today.

Ben Thomas Cornfield came into the world at 03:48 weighing 7lb 6oz.

Just back in from visiting the happy family at hospital. I had a hold of him and he is a wee cracker!

Mum and baby are doing great and everyone is over the moon!


Unfortunately everyone said I was a natural and started asking questions about when swmbo and myself are going to have a baby.


Err

How does naw grab ye?

Best just go through the motions then.....   

[STMO999]

There's no harm in practicing

Isn't time for your horlicks?

I'm trying to revise for my asbestos exam

Dont eat it/breathe it in, it will kill you. That's asbestos just about covered.

[HolyCount]

Go for it!!

Nothing better than having children 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Especially as it's the woman who has to pass an over inflated football through the eye of a needle 

Shelling peas, I am told 

[Jimbob]

have you noticed how women always complain about how much it hurts to give birth? 
it is quite obvious a man being kicked in the nuts hurts far more.

easy to prove....

women have a baby, year or 2 later, another, and another.


show me one man, who after a kick in the nuts, opts for another. 

Therefore it must hurt more 

[AndersH]

That is flawless logic - if only everyone could see it that way 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

have you noticed how women always complain about how much it hurts to give birth? 
it is quite obvious a man being kicked in the nuts hurts far more.

easy to prove....

women have a baby, year or 2 later, another, and another.


show me one man, who after a kick in the nuts, opts for another. 

Therefore it must hurt more 

It is because dear nature has decided that women suffer the extreme pain experienced whilst giving birth but bless most of us (not all!!) with such enjoyment that (usually!) comes with the first child, plus a strong maternal instinct, that we 'need' to go though it again.  In other words we learn the pain is well rewarded. 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Unless he is a bit odd, I suppose a man does not gain any advantage or reward from being kicked in you no where!!