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Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
« Reply #45 on: 19 August 2009, 16:57:58 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
« Reply #46 on: 19 August 2009, 17:30:54 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
« Reply #47 on: 19 August 2009, 17:31:27 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Who woke you up?
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Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
« Reply #48 on: 19 August 2009, 17:33:42 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Who woke you up?

Oy! Can't a girl have an afternoon nap without it being noticed??? ;)
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Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
« Reply #49 on: 19 August 2009, 17:33:43 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #50 on: 19 August 2009, 17:36:24 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D

I've been celibate since half seven this morning ;D
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« Reply #51 on: 19 August 2009, 17:42:05 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D

I've been celibate since half seven this morning ;D



Hope you can hold out ;D :y
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Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
« Reply #52 on: 19 August 2009, 18:00:59 »

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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D

You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o
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« Reply #53 on: 19 August 2009, 18:04:08 »

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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y
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« Reply #54 on: 19 August 2009, 18:06:57 »

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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Well, my old dad used to drop the odd pearl of wisdom, thus:

"Listen lad, if yer dont empty yer sack, yer ead'll explode" ;D ;D
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« Reply #55 on: 19 August 2009, 18:09:03 »

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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Fair play to you sir!!!  :y
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« Reply #56 on: 19 August 2009, 18:10:39 »

::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D
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« Reply #57 on: 19 August 2009, 18:11:50 »

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::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D

Thinking of Ainsley again? ;D

Take a cold shower :y
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« Reply #58 on: 19 August 2009, 18:12:34 »

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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Well, my old dad used to drop the odd pearl of wisdom, thus:

"Listen lad, if yer dont empty yer sack, yer ead'll explode" ;D ;D

Some how I don't think I will pass that pearl on to our 2 sons (oldest has autism and would take it far too literally ;D), don't think boys need any excuses to play with their bits!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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« Reply #59 on: 19 August 2009, 18:14:03 »

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::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D

Well said Debs, it doesnt bear thinking about does it???? ;D ;D
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