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[dbug]

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date:  20-08-09

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives.
 
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
 
My girlfriend had just bought me that for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very  evening.
 
You must agree that it was a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?
 
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
 
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station  on your credit  card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely  grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Gos, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
 
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was  parked at the kerb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
 
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.  Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
 
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
 
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this  type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity  to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
 
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
 
Have a good day!
 
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
 
P.S. Remember this motto : An armed society makes for a more civil society!
 
"The future ain't what it used to be", Yogi Berra

[Entwood]

Brilliant ... and how I wish it was true !!!!

 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Great!

Put's me in mind of those famous Dirty Harry words of , loosely:

"Do you feel lucky punk?  Well do you?  Now I expect you are asking yourself does he still have any bullets left in this Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.  Well, do you feel lucky punk?"

 

[Dishevelled Den]

A solution of the utmost elegance 8-)

Style, some applied thought and a Smith & Wesson model 59 outdraws thuggery every time 8-) 8-)

[Andy B]

Great!

Put's me in mind of those famous Dirty Harry words of , loosely:

"Do you feel lucky punk?  Well do you?  Now I expect you are asking yourself does he still have any bullets left in this Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.  Well, do you feel lucky punk?"

 

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

      

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Great!

Put's me in mind of those famous Dirty Harry words of , loosely:

"Do you feel lucky punk?  Well do you?  Now I expect you are asking yourself does he still have any bullets left in this Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.  Well, do you feel lucky punk?"

 

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

      

I did say "loosely" with my quote, but certainly they are the exact lines Andy! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

[Andy B]

Great!

Put's me in mind of those famous Dirty Harry words of , loosely:

"Do you feel lucky punk?  Well do you?  Now I expect you are asking yourself does he still have any bullets left in this Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.  Well, do you feel lucky punk?"

 

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

      

I did say "loosely" with my quote, but certainly they are the exact lines Andy! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Oh I know! I could remember something about the ''did I fire 6 or just 5'' but I then Googled it fo the exact quote!   
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066999/quotes

[Turk]

Sorry to be a killjoy but if this was a true story, seeing as we're dealing with a mugger, the card used may well have been stolen, along with the money given away and there was obviously a huge bill run up on "somebodys" mobile phone. As for the vandalising of the "pimp mobile", who's to say that wasn't some average Joe's pride and joy show car that took months of overtime to pay for ? 

Sorry, I don't buy into these feel good "true stories". Most have an underlying message. This one appears to be by a pro-firearms organisation or certainly someone in favour of the American peoples right to bear arms. Designed to rouse the "Good versus Evil, take no cr@p, "Make my day !" attitude.  Too many Dirty Harry style references. "That made his day!"when refering to the homeless man and the "You must agree that it was a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?" ("..this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off").

As for "The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.)."  
Hello? Hmm..someone's not quite up to speed on how quickly and accurately a mobile phone can be traced, even when that "long chat" has ended. If the number is known and the phone is switched on, it can be pin pointed.

Me ?  Cynical ?? 

[dbug]

Chill out mate - don't take it so seriously - its meant to be a bit of fun - like your avatar :-/

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Chill out mate - don't take it so seriously - its meant to be a bit of fun - like your avatar :-/

I agree dbug!

There must be something in the OOF water at the moment!

[mantagte]

absolutly brilliant
if only 

[Dishevelled Den]

Chill out mate - don't take it so seriously - its meant to be a bit of fun - like your avatar :-/

 

[Banjax]

i agree with turk - this story (i know it's not real) left a bad taste in my mouth - actually - i'd quite like to slap the guy if i met him

statistically whats more likely to happen is that the gun gets taken off "dirty harry" and used against him

the mugger, having taken what he needs, now ditches the knife and mugs the next victim with a gun

this is known as escalation and its idiot right-wing gun nuts that are to blame with their ludicrous right to bear arms


didn't appreciate the racist undertones either


so i'll also apologise for being a killjoy on this one

sorry 

[sands]

i liked it!!

[bob.dent]

i agree with turk - this story (i know it's not real) left a bad taste in my mouth - actually - i'd quite like to slap the guy if i met him

statistically whats more likely to happen is that the gun gets taken off "dirty harry" and used against him

the mugger, having taken what he needs, now ditches the knife and mugs the next victim with a gun

this is known as escalation and its idiot right-wing gun nuts that are to blame with their ludicrous right to bear arms


didn't appreciate the racist undertones either


so i'll also apologise for being a killjoy on this one

sorry 

I'm a firm believer of fighting fire with fire, however I think in this instance it should be taken in the context it was posted in.......a bit of fun.