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My Mother In Law...
« on: 27 August 2009, 20:07:03 »
Thought i'd get her something nice for her birthday,so i bought her a new chair.

Now they wont let me plug it in... [smiley=laugh.gif]
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #1 on: 27 August 2009, 20:08:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #2 on: 27 August 2009, 20:10:50 »
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Thought i'd get her something nice for her birthday,so i bought her a new chair.

Now they wont let me plug it in... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Another fine entry to the Les Dawson Memorial joke book :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #3 on: 27 August 2009, 20:11:16 »
I've got a soft spot for my MIL.............a swamp  ;D ;)

Old but good  :y :y
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #4 on: 27 August 2009, 20:11:28 »
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Thought i'd get her something nice for her birthday,so i bought her a new chair.

Now they wont let me plug it in... [smiley=laugh.gif]

shocking thing to say about the mo in law  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #5 on: 27 August 2009, 20:12:31 »
Oddly, my Mother in Law looks just like Les Dawson (not now, when he was alive  ::))  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 27 August 2009, 20:13:13 »
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Oddly, my Mother in Law looks just like Les Dawson (not now, when he was alive  ::))  ;)

That can be fixed ;)

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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #7 on: 27 August 2009, 20:19:12 »
Spot a similarity?

My Mother in Law



Les Dawson



 ;) ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 27 August 2009, 20:29:04 »
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Spot a similarity?

My Mother in Law



Les Dawson



 ;) ;)


They say, to see what your wife's going to look like in years to come look at the mother in law ::) ::) ::)

Oh dear ;D ;D
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #9 on: 27 August 2009, 21:07:56 »
Oh bugger  ;D ;D
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #10 on: 27 August 2009, 21:13:57 »
My Mother-in-law's other car is a Broom!


She came round to visit the other day,shame  i just missed her,so i had to reload and try again.
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« Reply #11 on: 27 August 2009, 21:15:32 »
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My Mother-in-law's other car is a Broom!


She came round to visit the other day,shame  i just missed her,so i had to reload and try again.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #12 on: 27 August 2009, 21:18:29 »
Guys your all wrong, Its Not mother in law its Monster in law [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #13 on: 27 August 2009, 21:35:08 »
Had a row with her the other day,she told me she was going to 'dance on my grave'.
I said thats handy,i'm getting buried at sea...... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #14 on: 27 August 2009, 22:15:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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