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Scots joke.
« on: 02 September 2009, 20:19:51 »
A Scotsman in full military regalia walks into a chemists, unbuttons his sporran & produces a cloth pacel. He carefully unwraps it & takes out a silk parcel from which he produces a totally ragged & patched condom. "How much to repair this?" he asks. "Sixpence" replies the chemist. "How much for a new one?" he asks. "Tenpence" replies the chemist. The Scotsman turns & walks proudly outside. A minute later the chemist hears a huge cheer, the Scotsman walks back in & proudly announces....

    I've had a word with the lads & we'll have a new one!!!!" ::)
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #1 on: 02 September 2009, 20:22:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Disgusting!
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #2 on: 02 September 2009, 20:25:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #3 on: 02 September 2009, 20:30:51 »
Very true funny :y
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #4 on: 02 September 2009, 20:31:36 »
Yuk!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #5 on: 02 September 2009, 20:32:34 »
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #6 on: 02 September 2009, 20:32:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #7 on: 02 September 2009, 21:42:51 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #8 on: 03 September 2009, 02:03:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #9 on: 03 September 2009, 09:02:38 »
School playground circa 1965!!! ;)
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #10 on: 03 September 2009, 09:12:48 »
I am a Scotsman i  am very offended by this stereotypical "joke"

 im not really but felt i should jump on the im offended bandwagon  :y

Doug
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #11 on: 03 September 2009, 11:11:39 »
eeeer yuck
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #12 on: 03 September 2009, 16:50:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Scots joke.
« Reply #13 on: 03 September 2009, 19:10:23 »
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I am a Scotsman i  am very offended by this stereotypical "joke"

 im not really but felt i should jump on the im offended bandwagon  :y

Doug

I`m offended by how overly-sensitive Scots. people are! ;D
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