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Re: Page 7 lads
« Reply #15 on: 22 September 2009, 12:16:03 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Ljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a  beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

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« Reply #16 on: 22 September 2009, 12:20:58 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Page 7 lads
« Reply #17 on: 22 September 2009, 14:17:04 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)

although men like to practice reproductive trials,  some of them dont like real production ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 22 September 2009, 14:24:19 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D
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Re: Page 7 lads
« Reply #19 on: 22 September 2009, 14:28:14 »
What can I say....

 :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #20 on: 22 September 2009, 14:34:00 »
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 :D :D :D :D :D
"Ljay, here's £50 to go out this Friday and pick yourself a woman up and bring her home"

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« Reply #21 on: 22 September 2009, 17:23:46 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D

Are you jealous Pete!!!! :-*
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« Reply #22 on: 22 September 2009, 17:45:58 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

nothing more beautiful than watching 2 women make love, right guys  ;) ;D ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 22 September 2009, 17:58:30 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

That maybe so but nothing can beat a caveman type of guy, its not about the looks for me  ;) Im not saying I want to be dragged by the hair back into a cave   :o :o :o :o or do I   ::) ::) ::) ::) woman are very nice but guys your welcome to them ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 22 September 2009, 18:18:30 »
Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
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« Reply #25 on: 22 September 2009, 21:21:51 »
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

That maybe so but nothing can beat a caveman type of guy, its not about the looks for me  ;) Im not saying I want to be dragged by the hair back into a cave   :o :o :o :o or do I   ::) ::) ::) ::) woman are very nice but guys your welcome to them ;D ;D ;D ;D

I guess you can't knock anything if you aren't prepared to try it!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 22 September 2009, 21:28:35 »
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #27 on: 22 September 2009, 22:14:20 »
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D
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« Reply #28 on: 22 September 2009, 22:23:22 »
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D
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« Reply #29 on: 22 September 2009, 22:35:01 »
So where are the Pictures Girls? I was interested when I saw the Title :D
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