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Idyllic Colchester
« on: 01 October 2009, 22:08:50 »
Driving along one of Colchesters main thouroughfares today on the way to Chavtown on sea,via the local VX stealer.Noticed abloke walking alongside the road,facing the traffic.As we drew level Mrs Albs suddenly says "oh christ I think Im going to throw up,that bloke had his hand down his tracksuit bottoms having a thomas the tank,going at it like it was going out of fashion,face all screwed up and everything...."
Laugh ? I nearly crashed the rather car. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Idyllic Colchester
« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2009, 22:12:18 »
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM[/media]
 ;D ;D ;D

maybe he'd lost his mojo and was looking for it? ::)
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Re: Idyllic Colchester
« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2009, 22:20:16 »
How unfortunate A, however here's a retaliatory solution;;


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« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2009, 22:21:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 01 October 2009, 22:47:27 »
Great stuff Zulu  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Idyllic Colchester
« Reply #5 on: 01 October 2009, 22:54:40 »
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Driving along one of Colchesters main thouroughfares today on the way to Chavtown on sea,via the local VX stealer.Noticed abloke walking alongside the road,facing the traffic.As we drew level Mrs Albs suddenly says "oh christ I think Im going to throw up,that bloke had his hand down his tracksuit bottoms having a thomas the tank,going at it like it was going out of fashion,face all screwed up and everything...."
Laugh ? I nearly crashed the rather car. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That would make good reading when you filled in an insurance claim ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Idyllic Colchester
« Reply #6 on: 01 October 2009, 23:42:26 »
Place has improved since I lived there then. I once saw some guys posing in an Allegro in Colchester. :o

They did win some street cred points for not driving a Ford, I suppose. ::)

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Re: Idyllic Colchester
« Reply #7 on: 01 October 2009, 23:45:06 »
Mmmmmm   Colchester .... only ever been there once ... and didn't think much of it ...  mind you it was at the Military Prison to collect and escort a prisoner back to my unit ... but my 1 hr 25 minutes there was enough to convince me never to get sent there for real !!!  Very nasty place and people  .. :(
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« Reply #8 on: 01 October 2009, 23:45:20 »
SHould have thrown up over it.

Or video and post on You tube
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« Reply #9 on: 01 October 2009, 23:59:11 »
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Mmmmmm   Colchester .... only ever been there once ... and didn't think much of it ...  mind you it was at the Military Prison to collect and escort a prisoner back to my unit ... but my 1 hr 25 minutes there was enough to convince me never to get sent there for real !!!  Very nasty place and people  .. :(

That's my total knowledge of the place..... :)
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« Reply #10 on: 02 October 2009, 00:31:10 »
.......but if you travel 10 minutes away from the town it is a lovely part of the country. :y
As long as you dont head in the direction of Chavtown on sea (Clacton) ::) ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 02 October 2009, 00:32:53 »
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Mmmmmm   Colchester .... only ever been there once ... and didn't think much of it ...  mind you it was at the Military Prison to collect and escort a prisoner back to my unit ... but my 1 hr 25 minutes there was enough to convince me never to get sent there for real !!!  Very nasty place and people  .. :(

That's my total knowledge of the place..... :)
Do tell Vamps,were you a naughty boy then ??????? :-/ :)
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« Reply #12 on: 02 October 2009, 00:35:57 »
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Mmmmmm   Colchester .... only ever been there once ... and didn't think much of it ...  mind you it was at the Military Prison to collect and escort a prisoner back to my unit ... but my 1 hr 25 minutes there was enough to convince me never to get sent there for real !!!  Very nasty place and people  .. :(

That's my total knowledge of the place..... :)
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« Reply #13 on: 02 October 2009, 08:36:53 »
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Mmmmmm   Colchester .... only ever been there once ... and didn't think much of it ...  mind you it was at the Military Prison to collect and escort a prisoner back to my unit ... but my 1 hr 25 minutes there was enough to convince me never to get sent there for real !!!  Very nasty place and people  .. :(

I spent 3 months in the nick (MCTC) there, came out fit as a fiddle. Was only out a week, and back in for another 56 days. I was handily placed though, it was only 10 mins from where I was based at Cherry Tree Barracks. ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 02 October 2009, 10:05:44 »
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.......but if you travel 10 minutes away from the town it is a lovely part of the country. :y
As long as you dont head in the direction of Chavtown on sea (Clacton) ::) ;D

This is true. Some lovely countryside around there. Some nice roads too. :y

Clacton is possibly the saddest place in the universe. Used to go the the nightclub at the end of the pier just to  prop up the bar and take the p155 out of the local chavs. ;D

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