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STMO999

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Building joke
« on: 06 October 2009, 17:56:15 »
A builder is up on the third floor when he realises he's forgotton his saw. He's too high for his mate to hear him so he signs. He points to his eye (I) then to his knee (need)  then moves his hand back and forth in a sawing motion.
Immediately, his mate drops his pants and starts pulling the end off it.

He runs down the stairs, furious. I said I needed a saw!
I know, I said I was coming.
« Last Edit: 06 October 2009, 18:17:56 by STMO999 »
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waspy

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Re: Building joke
« Reply #1 on: 06 October 2009, 18:22:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #2 on: 06 October 2009, 18:29:41 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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amigov6

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Re: Building joke
« Reply #3 on: 06 October 2009, 19:15:26 »
Capri!!!!! ::)
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STMO999

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Re: Building joke
« Reply #4 on: 06 October 2009, 19:18:33 »
Quote
crapi!!!!! ::)

Careful Guy. You'll be deleted.  ;D
Apparently, you can be deleted for swearing or telling the truth. :o
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #5 on: 06 October 2009, 19:42:10 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #6 on: 06 October 2009, 22:13:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #7 on: 06 October 2009, 23:26:56 »
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #8 on: 07 October 2009, 00:08:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #9 on: 07 October 2009, 00:54:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #10 on: 07 October 2009, 07:24:33 »
Bizarre !!! :o ::).................cant see anyone being daft enough to click on the links. ::)
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #11 on: 07 October 2009, 08:51:29 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #12 on: 07 October 2009, 08:53:49 »
reminds me of...

A couple are doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'

She can't hear: She replies by shaking her head.

So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.

She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch.

He runs up stairs and says, 'What?'

She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'
« Last Edit: 07 October 2009, 08:53:59 by jimbob »
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Re: Building joke
« Reply #13 on: 07 October 2009, 20:47:48 »
Absolutely Fabulous you guys LOL ;D ;D ;D :y
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