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[Selseybill]

Have they got that modern invention thing called electricity in Derbyshire yet

[Auto Addict]

Can only get BBC1 in black & white.

[Martin_1962]

What are adverts?

[waspy]

Adverts!!! What adverts??? What TV

It's that black box in the corner with moving pictures and sound

Nope, still don't know what one is :-?

More information please

A square box that lights up and shouts at you and doesn't moan as much as the wife.you know the thing that attracts dust

What's one of these?? :-?

I think i may just about remember what a TV is

[waspy]

Have they got that modern invention thing called electricity in Derbyshire yet

Nope. Have lots of sheeps though 8-)

[unlucky alf]

there are too many too mention, from "i want to do a poo at pauls" or the special "K" adverts where the girl is always an anorexic stick insect that could do with a good bit of meat in her.

[albitz]

Despite not liking adverts I would be more than happy to put up with them on the BBC,just for the pleasure of knowing that all those lentil munching socialists on the taxpayers gravy train at the Beeb were having to learn to survive in the real commercial world.

[albitz]

there are too many too mention, from "i want to do a poo at pauls" or the special "K" adverts where the girl is always an anorexic stick insect that could do with a good bit of meat in her.

Didnt you mean "on" ? no ,sorry my mistake.

[Selseybill]

Sheila's wheels    drives me mad ! but I am insured with them as they were the cheapest, as long as I had a man named on my insurance

See you do need us for something

Ive never said otherwise
 

no women in general,my other half says she doesn't need me until there's a spider in the bath

[Selseybill]

there are too many too mention, from "i want to do a poo at pauls" or the special "K" adverts where the girl is always an anorexic stick insect that could do with a good bit of meat in her.

Didnt you mean "on" ? no ,sorry my mistake.

I want to do a poo at pauls what that one ?

[PhilRich]

The wizard on the safesure windows advert."buy 1 get 1 free" only 26.5% apr

What wizard? Thats the boss in his best 'business' suit!

[Elite Pete]

DFS sale must end this weekend, yeah right, they've been telling us that for about 15 years

[ali]

There are lots of annoying ones but I love the advert where there a 4 or 5 babies laughing. Not sure what the advert is for :-/ but the last laugh is like a Syd James laugh always makes me smile

[Martin_1962]

Actually I rememeber seein ghte start of one - a cafe and an irritating singer starts off.

Best answer is to hit the skip 30 second, 1 minute, whatever the PVR concerned is using

[Squealey]

Being almost unemployed at the moment I do watch rather a lot of daytime sh*te, all I can say is,

'HAD AN ACCIDENT, NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!'

Bunch of scum sucking, knob headed, leaches on our society!!!!!

Oh and the latest craze of send in your mums priceless gold wedding ring and we'll give you a fiver for it, minus the P+P!!!!!

God I hate my daytimes at the moment. If its not adverts its CbloodyBeebies!!!!! What the **** is Waybaloo all about? Theres a whole lot of drugs doing the rounds at that production company!!!!!