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Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« on: 11 October 2009, 21:42:16 »
Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gatley turned up at the pearly gates.

He thought someone from the boys home was coming.
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« Reply #1 on: 11 October 2009, 21:46:52 »
That is so nasty but bloody funny ;D
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Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« Reply #2 on: 11 October 2009, 21:55:32 »
Early reports into Stephen Gatleys Death reveal he was on a bender  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 11 October 2009, 21:59:16 »
Thanks to the saturation coverage on Sky News I now know who this man is ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« Reply #4 on: 11 October 2009, 22:03:38 »
Tut tut guys :o, a little more decorum please! St. Peter reckons Gays are as welcome in Heaven as anyone else, and he's just had it in Black & White! ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« Reply #5 on: 11 October 2009, 22:05:54 »
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Thanks to the saturation coverage on Sky News I now know who this man is ::) ::) ::)

I was just the same, must be an age thing...... :D :D :D
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« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2009, 22:28:53 »
Sky news are reporting it as a "tragic accident".The mind boggles. ::)
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Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« Reply #7 on: 11 October 2009, 23:33:48 »
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Thanks to the saturation coverage on Sky News I now know who this man is ::) ::) ::)

I was just the same, must be an age thing...... :D :D :D

But I've mever heard of him either  :D
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« Reply #8 on: 11 October 2009, 23:38:36 »
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Thanks to the saturation coverage on Sky News I now know who this man is ::) ::) ::)

I was just the same, must be an age thing...... :D :D :D

But I've mever heard of him either  :D

Oh, I don't like 'Buts' you know something is coming that you are not going to like ::) So even an Irish, Younger member :P :P does not know who he is.... ::) ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 12 October 2009, 08:58:04 »
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Sky news are reporting it as a "tragic accident".The mind boggles. ::)

Hummm "accidently" drunk himself to death.
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« Reply #10 on: 12 October 2009, 09:49:59 »
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Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gatley turned up at the pearly gates.

He thought someone from the boys home was coming.

I didn't know who he was until i this text off my mate.
Drunk himself to death, serves him right. Hopefully Winehouse will be next :y
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Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« Reply #11 on: 12 October 2009, 11:15:39 »
There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally
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« Reply #12 on: 12 October 2009, 13:51:16 »
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There was a wee singer called Gately
Who hasn't been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a thingy up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally

Is that the word filter doing over time again ;D
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Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« Reply #13 on: 12 October 2009, 18:39:56 »
Stephen Gateley's family have requested that no flowers be sent to the funeral, as they expect enough Pansies to show up on the day.   

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.
« Reply #14 on: 12 October 2009, 19:33:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Very good, even though I've already had them all on my phone. I reckon the phone companys pay someone to start them off, then make a fortune from everyone passing them on.  :(
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