I've heard similar one's before but this made me chuckle..........
WHEELIE BIN
LOST IN THE TRANSLATION
A refuse collector in Sydney , is driving along a street
picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out and, in the
spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin,
he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There is
no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again – much
Harder and eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese man.
"G'dday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again.
"No, no! mate. Where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still
perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector, "You're misunderstanding me. Where's
your W H E E L I E bin?'"
"OK, OK," replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin and
whispers in the collector's ear,
"I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!"
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