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[Nickbat]

"Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6554958/Urinate-on-the-compost-heap-to-save-the-planet-says-the-National-Trust.html

Is there no end to this madness?

 

[Debs.]

They`re really taking the pith now aren`t they, Nick!

[Gaffers]

I have always peed on my compost heap, that along with acquiring plenty of worms ensures a lovely compost

[Pitchfork]

Why would it not work for women too?? :-?

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Well it will make a change from the usual darkened passageway or doorstep!

[jereboam]

We've got a compost bin.  It's about 1m tall. 

I can't reach...

[cruisetopoland]

"Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6554958/Urinate-on-the-compost-heap-to-save-the-planet-says-the-National-Trust.html

Is there no end to this madness?

 

Does this explain the smell you get when you open a ready made salad?

[jereboam]

Next spring, it will be interesting to see whether the NHS has had to deal with any unusual cases of frostbite.

Not to mention exposure...

[Nickbat]

..and if it gets as windy as they say tomorrow, make sure you stand upwind. 

[Dishevelled Den]

"Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6554958/Urinate-on-the-compost-heap-to-save-the-planet-says-the-National-Trust.html

Is there no end to this madness?

 

In short, no - this is but the start.

[Richie London]

cant see the problem with that to be honest, after a few beers its either down my leg or on my shoes. 

[Dishevelled Den]

cant see the problem with that to be honest, after a few beers its either down my leg or on my shoes. 

...always better out than in Richie

[Gaffers]

I have always peed on my compost heap, that along with acquiring plenty of worms ensures a lovely compost

By the way I do this for good compost not to reduce flushing as I normally have to flush twice for a no 2 anyways

[Richie London]

cant see the problem with that to be honest, after a few beers its either down my leg or on my shoes. 

...always better out than in Richie

when i leave the pub tonight, its nearly a 100m walk from the pub to my flat with 3 locks and 2 flights of stairs to overcome before i reach the loo. 

[Pitchfork]

cant see the problem with that to be honest, after a few beers its either down my leg or on my shoes. 

...always better out than in Richie

when i leave the pub tonight, its nearly a 100m walk from the pub to my flat with 3 locks and 2 flights of stairs to overcome before i reach the loo. 

Is there a canal at Heathrow? I thought is was for Aircraft not Barges :question