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Debs.

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I resemble this kind of joke.....
« on: 19 November 2009, 11:23:21 »
Finally, the blonde joke to end all blonde jokes:

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #1 on: 19 November 2009, 11:24:27 »
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #2 on: 19 November 2009, 11:36:55 »
dont be getting any ideas!


(ohh and how are your security issues going?)
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #3 on: 19 November 2009, 11:37:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #4 on: 19 November 2009, 11:37:45 »
 ;D ;D very sweet, however I hope it doesn't wind some others up ;D :y :y
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #5 on: 19 November 2009, 11:41:34 »
youve just got to love blonde jokes havent you ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #6 on: 19 November 2009, 11:43:40 »
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.....(ohh and how are your security issues going?)

New cctv-camera and high-pressure sodium farmyard lighting, combined with my dogs; which 'bark on command', are doing the trick so far, thanks Jimbob....many sleepless nights (on guard) though.

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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #7 on: 19 November 2009, 11:45:31 »
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Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

 ;) I know that song!.....isn`t there a Dumb-De-Dumb verse too? :-/
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #8 on: 19 November 2009, 11:57:06 »
I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

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« Reply #9 on: 19 November 2009, 14:52:57 »
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I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #10 on: 19 November 2009, 14:59:13 »
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I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

.....are you both trying to wind me up? ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 19 November 2009, 15:06:05 »
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I haven't got time for jokes like this.  ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely?  :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

.....are you both trying to wind me up? ;D


...should that be the case I'm sure others would spring to your aid - a bracelet of admirers perhaps?
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« Reply #12 on: 19 November 2009, 15:17:48 »
Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ...

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« Reply #13 on: 19 November 2009, 15:43:56 »
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Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ...


Perhaps no one would be watching K ;D ;D :y
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
« Reply #14 on: 19 November 2009, 15:47:09 »
this thread is going a bit cuckoo if you ask me ;D
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