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Marks DTM Calib

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Sharing peanuts
« on: 01 December 2009, 11:58:43 »


A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.   

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?

We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

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Re: Sharing peanuts
« Reply #1 on: 01 December 2009, 12:11:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D yep, that hits the spot  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 01 December 2009, 12:15:49 »
Urgggh! :o
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Re: Sharing peanuts
« Reply #3 on: 01 December 2009, 12:21:13 »
nice  :-[
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Re: Sharing peanuts
« Reply #4 on: 01 December 2009, 13:00:17 »
Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 01 December 2009, 13:12:55 »
Dear oh dear . Yuk!  :y
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« Reply #6 on: 01 December 2009, 17:20:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 01 December 2009, 18:58:12 »
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Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!! ;D ;D ;D


Dont knock it till you've tried it.
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Re: Sharing peanuts
« Reply #8 on: 01 December 2009, 19:00:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Like it  :y :y
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« Reply #9 on: 01 December 2009, 19:03:21 »
I do hope they didn't swallow them.  Still not nice even if so.   ;)
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« Reply #10 on: 01 December 2009, 21:03:31 »
 :-? ;D ;D :P :y
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Re: Sharing peanuts
« Reply #11 on: 01 December 2009, 21:08:40 »
My wifes grandma did that to her when she was a kid, the dirty old b.... :o
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Re: Sharing peanuts
« Reply #12 on: 01 December 2009, 21:16:59 »
 :) :) ;D :y
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« Reply #13 on: 01 December 2009, 21:23:47 »
walked in on my Nan in the bathroom once, she didnt lock the door.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

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Re: Sharing peanuts
« Reply #14 on: 01 December 2009, 21:26:31 »
 ;D that's funny .. had me laugh  ;D

will remember that at crimbo when me nan's offers me peanuts ..
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