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bob.dent

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The Birthday Treat
« on: 02 December 2009, 12:24:18 »
Wife treats hubby by taking him to a lap dancing club for his birthday.
Doorman says "OK Jim, how's tricks?"
Wife asks "how does he know you?" Jim says "er, I play football with him"
Inside, the barman sayas "usual Jim?"
Jim says to his wife "before you say 'owt, he's on the darts team in me local"
Next, a lapdancer says "hi Jim, d'ya want the special again?"
Wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps in a taxi.
Driver says "break me Jim, you've pulled a minger this time!"
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #1 on: 02 December 2009, 12:25:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #2 on: 02 December 2009, 12:27:07 »
Brilliant bob ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #3 on: 02 December 2009, 12:39:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #4 on: 02 December 2009, 12:51:29 »
I like that one..... :) :)
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #5 on: 02 December 2009, 13:26:40 »
excellent  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #6 on: 02 December 2009, 13:46:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #7 on: 02 December 2009, 13:47:53 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #8 on: 02 December 2009, 14:10:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #9 on: 02 December 2009, 18:30:04 »
An oldie but a goodie still  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #10 on: 02 December 2009, 21:04:22 »
Cracking! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #11 on: 02 December 2009, 21:18:11 »
nice one bob keep them coming ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #12 on: 02 December 2009, 21:25:24 »
Nice one............. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #13 on: 02 December 2009, 21:30:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Birthday Treat
« Reply #14 on: 02 December 2009, 22:08:35 »
Bloody priceless Bob, Thanks ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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