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Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #1 on: 03 December 2009, 09:21:12 »

 ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant :y
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #2 on: 03 December 2009, 09:31:26 »

 ;D Flagged up as a bad driver; he has a fairway to go towards recovery and his recent actions wood seem to be digging a hole for himself.....but she`s now putt him in his place! ;D
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #3 on: 03 December 2009, 09:31:48 »

That's cheered me up no end. ;D ;D ;D

It's my desktop background till the missus objects ;D ;D
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #4 on: 03 December 2009, 09:38:06 »

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;D Flagged up as a bad driver; he has a fairway to go towards recovery and his recent actions wood seem to be digging a hole for himself.....but she`s now putt him in his place! ;D


groan  ;D ;D ;D

youve had a ball thinking of that lot  ;D

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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #5 on: 03 December 2009, 10:36:23 »

I heard he has gone down in history as the first golfer to hit both a water hazard and a tree in a single drive.

Hes also been kicked off the Ryder cup team as he keeps being beaten by a europeon.

Apparantly, Tiger and Elin were arguing at 2:30 in the morning because he wanted to go Driving, but she had Clubbing on her mind!!

He was in a rush because he was desperate to get to the next hole.
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #6 on: 03 December 2009, 10:55:50 »

so this is tigers wife ...



He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her!  :-/
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #8 on: 03 December 2009, 10:58:33 »

i could understand if his wife was getting on a bit, but she is not exactly lacking in the looks or body dept!
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #9 on: 03 December 2009, 11:04:25 »

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I heard he has gone down in history as the first golfer to hit both a water hazard and a tree in a single drive.

Hes also been kicked off the Ryder cup team as he keeps being beaten by a europeon.

Apparantly, Tiger and Elin were arguing at 2:30 in the morning because he wanted to go Driving, but she had Clubbing on her mind!!

He was in a rush because he was desperate to get to the next hole.

 ;D Hahahahahahahahaha!......`love it! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 03 December 2009, 11:55:45 »

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so this is tigers wife ...



He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her!  :-/


Yes, tunnie, but as Groucho Marx said 'Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks'. ::)
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #11 on: 03 December 2009, 12:00:50 »

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so this is tigers wife ...



He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her!  :-/


Yes, tunnie, but as Groucho Marx said 'Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks'. ::)

In that case i would stick to shooting the sitting ducks, i'll let you try and shoot the rat in the barrel  :y
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #12 on: 03 December 2009, 12:16:06 »

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she can have my putter anyday.  :) :)
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #13 on: 03 December 2009, 12:38:54 »

Hi All,
As I am currently working in Stockholm, Sweden, I showed the latest Tiger Wood family Xmas Card and your 'funny comments' to my Swedish colleagues.

They are still all rolling about the floor with laughter :y

Nevr, ever give your wife golf lessons, especially with a 3 Iron !!  Puts a new meaning on ' see you later dear, I'm just playing a round !' ;D ;D
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
« Reply #14 on: 03 December 2009, 13:32:46 »

Class, had us laughing.

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