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a WEE joke
« on: 10 December 2009, 15:17:32 »
Female dwarf goes to the doctors....
" What seems to be the trouble?"  asks the doc
" Well doc, iv got pain in my crotch area when im walking" she says
" Hop up onto the couch and i'll take a look" says the doc.
The doc kneels down and has a look...
" Aha, just give me a minute, i'll get that sorted for you" says the doc, reaching for a pair of scissors.
Snip, snip,snip...and the doc stands up.
"There you go, all sorted now!
" Eh!"...exclaims the dwarf....."I never felt a thing!...what did you do?"
" I snipped a v shape in your wellies says the doc!"

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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #1 on: 10 December 2009, 15:38:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Vertically challenged please if you don't mind :P
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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #2 on: 10 December 2009, 15:40:36 »
just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D
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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #3 on: 10 December 2009, 15:44:33 »
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just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D


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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #4 on: 10 December 2009, 16:09:58 »
Dear oh dear  ;D
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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #5 on: 10 December 2009, 17:43:42 »
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just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D

Truly shocking  ;D ;D
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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #6 on: 10 December 2009, 18:32:07 »
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just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D



 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #7 on: 10 December 2009, 19:02:29 »
Yes, coat time again  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a WEE joke
« Reply #8 on: 10 December 2009, 19:24:06 »
I must be just about the only simple bugger on here because these have me in stitches ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #9 on: 10 December 2009, 19:29:31 »
It has me going!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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