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tiger woods joke
« on: 17 December 2009, 12:28:05 »
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three HO's!  :y


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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #1 on: 17 December 2009, 16:15:12 »
oh dear  ;D ;D ;D  :y
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« Reply #2 on: 17 December 2009, 16:41:22 »
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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three HO's!  :y


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I dont get it.
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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #3 on: 17 December 2009, 19:03:02 »
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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three HO's!  :y


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I dont get it.
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 Obviously not :-?
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« Reply #4 on: 17 December 2009, 20:01:04 »
Perhaps he meant holes????
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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #5 on: 17 December 2009, 20:05:10 »
'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #6 on: 17 December 2009, 20:27:29 »
what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf
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« Reply #7 on: 17 December 2009, 20:33:08 »
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Sorry, young Jimbob ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 17 December 2009, 22:08:05 »
Apparantly he`s gonna be in panto this year....Woods in babes... :P ::) ::)
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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #9 on: 17 December 2009, 22:14:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 17 December 2009, 23:29:50 »
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife
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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #11 on: 17 December 2009, 23:35:06 »
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what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf
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I posted this one yesterday but replaced the word bloody with rather'(it's still funny though)
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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #12 on: 17 December 2009, 23:36:35 »
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife


Yes it is the American slang word for whore
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« Reply #13 on: 17 December 2009, 23:40:13 »
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife


Yes it is the American slang word for whore


Oh well - a joke for the US members

Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)
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Re: tiger woods joke
« Reply #14 on: 17 December 2009, 23:56:34 »
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'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife


Yes it is the American slang word for whore


Oh well - a joke for the US members

Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)

Martin - get a grip of yourself, for goodness sake....  Lift your nose from good old Engerland and its clockwork railways and look at the wider, more worldwide picture.  You do not have to like it to at least understand it!   ;D
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