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[Darth Loo-knee]

....nonsense,bullsh1t and other assorted 'dangle berries' on OOF, I have done it 8000 times now.
I remember when I joined I thought I might rack up A few hundred posts so that I could buy a few bits and pieces if need be,and hang around long enough to learn how to keep my car properly maintained (still havent done that bit) then slip away quietly.  
I might try and give it up soon,just to see if I can.

Im posting away today,as im nearly at the 1000 post, mark.Ita all about technical stuff though.

Which Mark are you talking too mate?? I am Loo-knee, the Ugly Sisters are STMO & Albs

They wouldent be trannys by any chance would they,as you relate to them as sisters.  

Is it that obvious? but yes is the honest answer mate. They do the clubs together one in Blackpool they were regulars at called Funnygirls, I will see if I still have the PM STMO posted to me.
Albs (which is short for Albino) has a Transit Van which has loveheart windows in the backdoors & and a Queen Sized bed in the back so the pair can get comfortable on the stopovers, I will find the pictures and PM that Albs posted to me.

Anywhere outside Stoke - would be considered as having a sick/twisted mind and be certifiable.

Look Albino..... just be honest about your sexuality.. nobody really cares that the pair of you are as Bent as a Nine Bobnote, dress in womens clothes, wear make up & high heels, drive around in a yellow Transit Van with "Get it Here" on the side...  if thats what you want to do thats your business.
Honesty is always the best policy

Coming from a man who tells more lies than an Majorcan Rolex....

The more you argue the more silly you look... why not just own up for goodness sakes... your a grown man/woman/it/thing adult....

[Darth Loo-knee]

Sounds like Den's forgotten his tablets again.

Oh and here is another Cross Dressing, Hand Bag Dancing, Longhaired Lumox coming to his "Friends" rescue 

[STMO999]

It wouldn't matter whether I was man, woman or a mixture of both, I still wouldn't touch the pink one with a bargepole. YUK!

[Pitchfork]

.........but if they had short hair & wore sensible, flat shoes you would accuse them of being Lesbians  - you can't have it both ways!

[Darth Loo-knee]

.........but if they had short hair & wore sensible, flat shoes you would accuse them of being Lesbians  - you can't have it both ways!

At least the Lesbians would have the balls to admit their sexuality, that is the thing here...

[albitz]

Sounds like Den's forgotten his tablets again.

Oh and here is another Cross Dressing, Hand Bag Dancing, Longhaired Lumox coming to his "Friends" rescue 

It looks like its got beyond that again captain,A call to the men in white coats is going to be the answer  methinks.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Sounds like Den's forgotten his tablets again.

Oh and here is another Cross Dressing, Hand Bag Dancing, Longhaired Lumox coming to his "Friends" rescue 

It looks like its got betond that again captain,A call to the men in white coats is going to be the answer again methinks.

Butlins?

[CaptainZok]

Isn't it about time you went and got shot again.
Or have you been banned from the eggsbocks?

[albitz]

Sounds like Den's forgotten his tablets again.

Oh and here is another Cross Dressing, Hand Bag Dancing, Longhaired Lumox coming to his "Friends" rescue 

It looks like its got betond that again captain,A call to the men in white coats is going to be the answer again methinks.

Butlins?

Us sane folk know that the men at Butlins wear redcoats,the men in white coats just tell you they are taking you to Butlins to try to stop you from jabbering, they need a bit of peace and quiet to pu that jacket on,remember the one with the funny sleeves.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Isn't it about time you went and got shot again.
Or have you been banned from the eggsbocks?

Egg Boxes do you mean?
Bloody Foreigners 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Sounds like Den's forgotten his tablets again.

Oh and here is another Cross Dressing, Hand Bag Dancing, Longhaired Lumox coming to his "Friends" rescue 

It looks like its got betond that again captain,A call to the men in white coats is going to be the answer again methinks.

Butlins?

Us sane folk know that the men at Butlins wear redcoats,the men in white coats just tell you they are taking you to Butlins to try to stop you from jabbering, they need a bit of peace and quiet to pu that jacket on,remember the one with the green sleeves.

Green Sleeves is a bit before my time heshe, obviously not before yours