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Jimbo B

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Mid life crisis
« on: 16 January 2010, 15:04:11 »
AFTER  BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE  ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT,  A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND  WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  GAL. NOW I HAVE A £500,000.00 HOME, A £45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG  BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD  WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF  THINGS."

 

MY  WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A  HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE  AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR,  SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE  TV.

AREN'T  OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR  MID-LIFE CRISIS  :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #1 on: 16 January 2010, 15:09:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #2 on: 16 January 2010, 15:14:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #3 on: 16 January 2010, 15:59:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 16 January 2010, 16:01:18 »
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #5 on: 16 January 2010, 16:01:35 »
if 44 years ago she was 25 wouldn't she be 69 now..... :D
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #6 on: 16 January 2010, 16:02:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #7 on: 16 January 2010, 16:10:21 »
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #8 on: 16 January 2010, 16:51:30 »
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #9 on: 16 January 2010, 18:49:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 16 January 2010, 18:49:35 »
That's a good un ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #11 on: 16 January 2010, 21:42:54 »
 ;D ;D there's no answer to that one  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #12 on: 16 January 2010, 21:48:07 »
Nice one...... ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #13 on: 16 January 2010, 22:33:39 »
I'm guessing the person who sent that was an AOL user
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Re: Mid life crisis
« Reply #14 on: 17 January 2010, 13:12:51 »
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if 44 years ago she was 25 wouldn't she be 69 now..... :D

Oi! leave the pedantry to the professionals.  >:( >:(

Don't know how he missed that one, though. :)
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