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[Dave Elite]

The cycle of wealth.

People in Liverpool aspire to wealth.
Once they have aquired wealth, they go to live alongside the ponces of Cheshire.
People from Liverpool drive down and relieve them of this wealth.
They move back to Liverpool and start all over again.

acquired

Cantonese spelling.

Ha ha

[Dave Elite]

As you are probably aware, a massive earthquake measuring 5.8 on the richter-scale has struck Liverpool in the early hours.

The earthquake desimated the entire city, causing 30 quids worth of damage..... several priceless ashtays from Benidorm and Tenerife were damaged beyond repair, three historic areas of burnt out cars (some over 7 years old) were disturbed.

Many locals were woken up before Giros arrived.....the Liverpool Echo reported that hundreds of locals were confused, bewildered and trying to come to terms with the loss off Ladbrooks.

One resedent, a miss Stacey Smith- a 15 year old mother of six said..... "it was such a shock to my little Chardonnay Mercedes, she came into my room crying to me and my Winstan, but my youngest two, Rocky Neo and Brooklyn Romeo luckily slept through it all- I was still shocked wathching Jeremy Kyle".

Apparenly, looting mugging and car crime carried on as normal.

Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of lager and cider into the area to help stricken locals... rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have recovered large amounts of belongings, including benefit books, jewelry from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and many pairs of Ugg Boots.

HOW CAN YOU HELP.

This appeal is to raise money for emergency supplies for those caught up in the disaster...... clothing is urgently needed and amongst the most sought after are:-

Fila burberry basball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Adidas trackie bottoms
White socks
Anything else from the Donnay shop

Food parcels should take into consideration local tastes, and should include Micromeals, pot noodles, Lidl baked beans, super noodles, Carlsberg special brew and Thunderbird, and Greggs sausage rolls and pastries for babies.

Remember- every little helps
22p buys a Biro to help fill in compo form
£1.50 gets 5 mins on the sunbed
£2.00 buys chips and curry sauce and blue Panda pop for a family of 9
£5.00 buys 20 Benson & Hedges and a box of swan matches to calm the nerves of a grieving 10 year old

Decimated. Of. Resident. Watching. Apparently.

At least we can spell and know our rules of grammar.

In linguistics, grammar is the set of logical and structural rules that govern the composition of sentences, phrases, and words in any given natural language. The term refers also to the study of such rules, and this field includes morphology and syntax, often complemented by phonetics, phonology, semantics, and pragmatics.

I think you meant spelling

No. I meant you put off instead of of.
From Liverpool eh? You'll be getting relieved soon then.

I live in Ellesmere Port now, I've been here about 7 years.

[STMO999]

Ellesmere port. Vauxhall. Waiting at the tunnel every night for my lift. A month of nights. Full of wooleybacks.

Fond memories.

[Tony H]

The cycle of wealth.

People in Liverpool aspire to wealth.
Once they have aquired wealth, they go to live alongside the ponces of Cheshire.
People from Liverpool drive down and relieve them of this wealth.
They move back to Liverpool and start all over again.

acquired

Cantonese spelling.

B0llocks thats as bad as my canadian spelling!

[STMO999]

Too many rather scousers on here. Well, plazzies anyway.

[Elite Pete]

The cycle of wealth.

People in Liverpool aspire to wealth.
Once they have aquired wealth, they go to live alongside the ponces of Cheshire.
People from Liverpool drive down and relieve them of this wealth.
They move back to Liverpool and start all over again.

Sorry Steve but your way off the mark. The people from Liverpool that have learnt to use a knife and fork move to the Wirral, Cheshire is still way out of their league. The funny thing is the Wirral used to have a Liverpool post code until the monied scousers complained so it was changed to the CH post code of Chester

[Dave Elite]

Too many rather scousers on here. Well, plazzies anyway.

Pastic Scouser
a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.
People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

[davethediver]

Too many rather scousers on here. Well, plazzies anyway.

Pastic Scouser
a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.
People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Whats a Pastic Scouser? 

[Dave Elite]

Too many rather scousers on here. Well, plazzies anyway.

Pastic Scouser
a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.
People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Whats a Pastic Scouser? 

I just googled 'plastic scouser' and then copy and pasted it.

[davethediver]

Too many rather scousers on here. Well, plazzies anyway.

Pastic Scouser
a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.
People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Whats a Pastic Scouser? 

I just googled 'plastic scouser' and then copy and pasted it.

 

[STMO999]

Too many rather scousers on here. Well, plazzies anyway.

Pastic Scouser
a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.
People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Formby eh? Tony?

[jereboam]

As you are probably aware, a massive earthquake measuring 5.8 on the richter-scale has struck Liverpool in the early hours.

The earthquake desimated the entire city, causing 30 quids worth of damage..... several priceless ashtays from Benidorm and Tenerife were damaged beyond repair, three historic areas of burnt out cars (some over 7 years old) were disturbed.

Many locals were woken up before Giros arrived.....the Liverpool Echo reported that hundreds of locals were confused, bewildered and trying to come to terms with the loss off Ladbrooks.

One resedent, a miss Stacey Smith- a 15 year old mother of six said..... "it was such a shock to my little Chardonnay Mercedes, she came into my room crying to me and my Winstan, but my youngest two, Rocky Neo and Brooklyn Romeo luckily slept through it all- I was still shocked wathching Jeremy Kyle".

Apparenly, looting mugging and car crime carried on as normal.

Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of lager and cider into the area to help stricken locals... rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have recovered large amounts of belongings, including benefit books, jewelry from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and many pairs of Ugg Boots.

HOW CAN YOU HELP.

This appeal is to raise money for emergency supplies for those caught up in the disaster...... clothing is urgently needed and amongst the most sought after are:-

Fila burberry basball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Adidas trackie bottoms
White socks
Anything else from the Donnay shop

Food parcels should take into consideration local tastes, and should include Micromeals, pot noodles, Lidl baked beans, super noodles, Carlsberg special brew and Thunderbird, and Greggs sausage rolls and pastries for babies.

Remember- every little helps
22p buys a Biro to help fill in compo form
£1.50 gets 5 mins on the sunbed
£2.00 buys chips and curry sauce and blue Panda pop for a family of 9
£5.00 buys 20 Benson & Hedges and a box of swan matches to calm the nerves of a grieving 10 year old

Decimated. Of. Resident. Watching. Apparently.

At least we can spell and know our rules of grammar.

In linguistics, grammar is the set of logical and structural rules that govern the composition of sentences, phrases, and words in any given natural language. The term refers also to the study of such rules, and this field includes morphology and syntax, often complemented by phonetics, phonology, semantics, and pragmatics.

I think you meant spelling

I spy a superfluous comma

What are "pragmatics"?  

What are "ashtays"? 

Is punctuation part of grammar or part of syntax, or is it something else entirely?

And why settle for "spelling" when you could have said "orthography"?

And you missed the full stop after "spelling".

[STMO999]

The cycle of wealth.

People in Liverpool aspire to wealth.
Once they have aquired wealth, they go to live alongside the ponces of Cheshire.
People from Liverpool drive down and relieve them of this wealth.
They move back to Liverpool and start all over again.

Sorry Steve but your way off the mark. The people from Liverpool that have learnt to use a knife and fork move to the Wirral, Cheshire is still way out of their league. The funny thing is the Wirral used to have a Liverpool post code until the monied scousers complained so it was changed to the CH post code of Chester

You're probably right Pete.

I went to live in London, then Yorkshire what does that mak................................

[jereboam]

The cycle of wealth.

People in Liverpool aspire to wealth.
Once they have aquired wealth, they go to live alongside the ponces of Cheshire.
People from Liverpool drive down and relieve them of this wealth.
They move back to Liverpool and start all over again.

Sorry Steve but your way off the mark. The people from Liverpool that have learnt to use a knife and fork move to the Wirral, Cheshire is still way out of their league. The funny thing is the Wirral used to have a Liverpool post code until the monied scousers complained so it was changed to the CH post code of Chester

You're probably right Pete.

I went to live in London, then Yorkshire what does that mak................................

Universally unwelcome?

[STMO999]

As you are probably aware, a massive earthquake measuring 5.8 on the richter-scale has struck Liverpool in the early hours.

The earthquake desimated the entire city, causing 30 quids worth of damage..... several priceless ashtays from Benidorm and Tenerife were damaged beyond repair, three historic areas of burnt out cars (some over 7 years old) were disturbed.

Many locals were woken up before Giros arrived.....the Liverpool Echo reported that hundreds of locals were confused, bewildered and trying to come to terms with the loss off Ladbrooks.

One resedent, a miss Stacey Smith- a 15 year old mother of six said..... "it was such a shock to my little Chardonnay Mercedes, she came into my room crying to me and my Winstan, but my youngest two, Rocky Neo and Brooklyn Romeo luckily slept through it all- I was still shocked wathching Jeremy Kyle".

Apparenly, looting mugging and car crime carried on as normal.

Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of lager and cider into the area to help stricken locals... rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have recovered large amounts of belongings, including benefit books, jewelry from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and many pairs of Ugg Boots.

HOW CAN YOU HELP.

This appeal is to raise money for emergency supplies for those caught up in the disaster...... clothing is urgently needed and amongst the most sought after are:-

Fila burberry basball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Adidas trackie bottoms
White socks
Anything else from the Donnay shop

Food parcels should take into consideration local tastes, and should include Micromeals, pot noodles, Lidl baked beans, super noodles, Carlsberg special brew and Thunderbird, and Greggs sausage rolls and pastries for babies.

Remember- every little helps
22p buys a Biro to help fill in compo form
£1.50 gets 5 mins on the sunbed
£2.00 buys chips and curry sauce and blue Panda pop for a family of 9
£5.00 buys 20 Benson & Hedges and a box of swan matches to calm the nerves of a grieving 10 year old

Decimated. Of. Resident. Watching. Apparently.

At least we can spell and know our rules of grammar.

In linguistics, grammar is the set of logical and structural rules that govern the composition of sentences, phrases, and words in any given natural language. The term refers also to the study of such rules, and this field includes morphology and syntax, often complemented by phonetics, phonology, semantics, and pragmatics.

I think you meant spelling

I spy a superfluous comma

What are "pragmatics"?  

What are "ashtays"? 

Is punctuation part of grammar or part of syntax, or is it something else entirely?

And why settle for "spelling" when you could have said "orthography"?

And you missed the full stop after "spelling".

You are welcome to my mantle J, it's becoming rather tiresome.