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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #30 on: 25 January 2010, 16:45:23 »
That's show-biz for you J - troopers to the bitter end :y :y
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« Reply #31 on: 25 January 2010, 16:47:45 »
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
What the hell happened there?  ;D ;D ;D

The set is falling to pieces, there's an unconcious woman on the floor and no-one seems to rush to her aid  :o :o


i thought she was deflating  ;D ;D
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« Reply #32 on: 25 January 2010, 16:48:52 »
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]

Why Oh why; can`t British television have these kind of events?......I`d surely then, be a regular viewer! ;)
I particularly like the collapsing-set ending.;D
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« Reply #33 on: 25 January 2010, 16:51:31 »
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i thought she was deflating  ;D ;D

Ha ha yeah, me too, or her seat  ;D ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #34 on: 25 January 2010, 17:51:44 »
Oh No???  bet they do....   ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esls8sZjxE
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« Reply #35 on: 25 January 2010, 19:26:17 »
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« Reply #36 on: 25 January 2010, 19:29:50 »
the size of my wifes arse when she blows it dont half reverberate :)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #37 on: 25 January 2010, 19:29:50 »
When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.

My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y
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« Reply #38 on: 25 January 2010, 19:33:17 »
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When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.

My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y

Mine's getting a home made very hot curry, plenty of chillis, onions, garlic & the like :P :P :P :P

I think there's gona be two lasses with mega farts tomorrow ;D
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« Reply #39 on: 25 January 2010, 19:37:47 »
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When wifey came in from work earlier, I had prepared a hearty vegetable soup for her. Cabbage, onions, leeks etc., with a good dose of green lentils and split peas.

My guts are rumbling already. I shall report back later ref. said wifey's anal utterances. :y

Mine's getting a home made very hot curry, plenty of chillis, onions, garlic & the like :P :P :P :P

I think there's gona be two lasses with mega farts tomorrow ;D


I doubt mine will last an hour, let alone tomorrow ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #40 on: 25 January 2010, 19:39:35 »
Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #41 on: 25 January 2010, 19:42:36 »
Am I reading thid right ?...........men cooking ????!!!! it just aint natural. :o :o ::) ::) :-/ :-/
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« Reply #42 on: 25 January 2010, 19:43:47 »
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Am I reading thid right ?...........men cooking ????!!!! it just aint natural. :o :o ::) ::) :-/ :-/


All of the TV cooks are women, aren't they Debs? ;D
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« Reply #43 on: 25 January 2010, 19:44:14 »
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Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D

For inflating balloons ;D
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« Reply #44 on: 25 January 2010, 19:46:59 »
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Perhaps women could be the new alternative energy source? ;D

For inflating balloons ;D
However much women fart, it ain't ever going to be more than men  ;D
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