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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #15 on: 25 January 2010, 10:52:28 »
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
Thats what all you women say debs. ;)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #16 on: 25 January 2010, 11:15:59 »
Women dont fart.Its always the dog, even if  you dont have a dog it doesnt matter, it was the dog. ;) ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #17 on: 25 January 2010, 11:20:59 »
I always used to blame the SBD gut-wrenchers on the dog.... got away with it until he was rehomed..... ::) ::)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #18 on: 25 January 2010, 11:31:14 »
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
christ,if she's been holding it in all this time when it finally comes it'll be like a hurricane ;D
I'm sure she must have had the odd pipsqueaker in all that time, but I've never heard or smelt her. I, on the other hand, don't have the same sort of restraint. I'd float away if I did  ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #19 on: 25 January 2010, 12:02:47 »
Well not sure anyone mentioned it, but loud farts comming from women are not the problem.
The problem are the silent ones which you don't hear but only feel them when you start crying and gasping for air...
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #20 on: 25 January 2010, 13:46:19 »
Every morning without fail swmbo will make a gratifying noise to signal the start of the day,she too calls it a love puff but hers don't smell.Stinkers always get blamed on the dog as she is known to vacate the room after she has 'exchaged gas with the atmosphere' even if she hasn't done it.
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #21 on: 25 January 2010, 13:54:02 »
Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #22 on: 25 January 2010, 14:20:52 »
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)


correct, they dont stop talking for long enough to build up pressure  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #23 on: 25 January 2010, 14:37:27 »
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)

 :o Oooooooohhhhhh!...........I might; but I wont :-X

....... ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #24 on: 25 January 2010, 14:52:51 »
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Women Dont Fart, all the hot air comes out elsewhere.   ::)

 :o Oooooooohhhhhh!...........I might; but I wont :-X

....... ;D

Fart or explode? ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #25 on: 25 January 2010, 15:14:39 »
ive never heard my wife do a" funny fart "but she has done a fan...   oh no im thinking of something else again  :y

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« Reply #26 on: 25 January 2010, 15:18:24 »
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ive never heard my wife do a" funny fart "but she has done a fan...   oh no im thinking of something else again  :y

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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #27 on: 25 January 2010, 16:37:07 »
was having a fag break in the hotel i was working in, the female chef came and sat next to me lifted her leg and let one go, she looked at me and smiled. i was pi$$in myself laughing. she could down a pint as well as any man i found out in the pub round the corner.  :y
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #28 on: 25 January 2010, 16:37:21 »
Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #29 on: 25 January 2010, 16:43:35 »
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Breaking wind can have a catastrophic effect on the female of the species :o :o;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAfC_y8Oto&feature=related[/media]
What the hell happened there?  ;D ;D ;D

The set is falling to pieces, there's an unconcious woman on the floor and no-one seems to rush to her aid  :o :o
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