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« on: 12 February 2010, 10:04:13 »
Just had a sound ear bashing off the wife and its justified. I have had a facelift diesel(well 2) car on the drive for months, its repaired and running just needs a bit of a clean and an MOT so the wife blasted me this morning to get it sorted and off the drive so I promised to spend tomorrow doing it. Two minutes later her sister phones and says theres a classic bike show down the road tomorrow do we want to go, what does the wife do, turns around and says yes ;D

I'll never understand them :)
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Re: Women
« Reply #1 on: 12 February 2010, 10:08:24 »
lol

is that the 2.5 your doing the timing on?  done it yet?
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« Reply #2 on: 12 February 2010, 10:08:35 »
Oh, well, sounds like you're off the hook. :y

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« Reply #3 on: 12 February 2010, 10:11:15 »
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is that the 2.5 your doing the timing on?  done it yet?
No its the 2.2. The 2.5 is still in bits, looks like i'm going to have take the front cover off and change the timing chains and tensioners and i'm really not looking forward to that:(
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« Reply #4 on: 12 February 2010, 10:11:58 »
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Oh, well, sounds like you're off the hook. :y

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Until Sunday when it will start again  ;D
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Re: Women
« Reply #5 on: 12 February 2010, 10:14:43 »
strange breed these women you know pete.  :D
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« Reply #6 on: 12 February 2010, 10:16:01 »
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Until Sunday when it will start again  ;D

I dare you to come home with a "project bike".  [smiley=evil.gif]

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« Reply #7 on: 12 February 2010, 10:23:15 »
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Until Sunday when it will start again  ;D

I dare you to come home with a "project bike".  [smiley=evil.gif]

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The local bike would cause more of a stir ;D
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Re: Women
« Reply #8 on: 12 February 2010, 10:26:44 »
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Just had a sound ear bashing off the wife and its justified. I have had a facelift diesel(well 2) car on the drive for months, its repaired and running just needs a bit of a clean and an MOT so the wife blasted me this morning to get it sorted and off the drive so I promised to spend tomorrow doing it. Two minutes later her sister phones and says theres a classic bike show down the road tomorrow do we want to go, what does the wife do, turns around and says yes ;D

I'll never understand them :)

.....Agreed ......married three times Pete ......and they still baffle me.....
I say......... forget about their limited intellect.......just enjoy their warm moist secret places..... ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Women
« Reply #9 on: 12 February 2010, 10:35:23 »
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.


Maybe she wants you to buy a bike....



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« Reply #10 on: 12 February 2010, 12:12:34 »
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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.


Maybe she wants you to buy a bike....



....a Raleigh Chopper

I've got a set of stabilisers for one of those, I'm sure he'll need them ;D ;D
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Re: Women
« Reply #11 on: 12 February 2010, 12:46:19 »
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Just had a sound ear bashing off the wife and its justified. I have had a facelift diesel(well 2) car on the drive for months, its repaired and running just needs a bit of a clean and an MOT so the wife blasted me this morning to get it sorted and off the drive so I promised to spend tomorrow doing it. Two minutes later her sister phones and says theres a classic bike show down the road tomorrow do we want to go, what does the wife do, turns around and says yes ;D

I'll never understand them :)

.....Agreed ......married three times Pete ......and they still baffle me.....
I say......... forget about their limited intellect.......just enjoy their warm moist secret places..... ;) ;) ;) ;)


married three times ?  isn't it about time you gave up   :-/

i was married twice ....gave them up...result - peace  ::)

go where i want, buy what i want, do what i want....

alone   :(
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« Reply #12 on: 12 February 2010, 13:01:49 »
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Oh, well, sounds like you're off the hook. :y

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Until Sunday when it will start again  ;D

I dare you to come home with a "project bike".  [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin
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The local bike would cause more of a stir ;D

That's not necessarily the type of "project bike" I was thinking of, but now you mention it, it's a better dare.  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: 12 February 2010, 13:18:30 »
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Just had a sound ear bashing off the wife and its justified. I have had a facelift diesel(well 2) car on the drive for months, its repaired and running just needs a bit of a clean and an MOT so the wife blasted me this morning to get it sorted and off the drive so I promised to spend tomorrow doing it. Two minutes later her sister phones and says theres a classic bike show down the road tomorrow do we want to go, what does the wife do, turns around and says yes ;D

I'll never understand them :)

 ::) Sucker!......she`s reeling you in:

.....how many shops will you have to pass en-route? ;D
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Re: Women
« Reply #14 on: 12 February 2010, 14:37:52 »
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Just had a sound ear bashing off the wife and its justified. I have had a facelift diesel(well 2) car on the drive for months, its repaired and running just needs a bit of a clean and an MOT so the wife blasted me this morning to get it sorted and off the drive so I promised to spend tomorrow doing it. Two minutes later her sister phones and says theres a classic bike show down the road tomorrow do we want to go, what does the wife do, turns around and says yes ;D

I'll never understand them :)

 ::) Sucker!......she`s reeling you in:

.....how many shops will you have to pass en-route? ;D

Voice of experience Debs? ;)
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