A Mafia Godfather finds
out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated
him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper
is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing
that he might have to testify about in
court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing
$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign
language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10
million bucks is that he embezzled from
me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money
is.
Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are
talking about."
The lawyer tells the
Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you
are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's
temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you
don't tell him."
Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he
say?"
The lawyer replies,
" He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."
Don't you just LOVE lawyers?!
Author
Topic: the deaf bookkeeper (Read 758 times)