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the deaf bookkeeper
« on: 28 March 2010, 16:03:06 »

A Mafia Godfather finds
 out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated
 him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper
 is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
 place.  It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing
 that he might have to testify about in
 court. 


 When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing
 $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign
 language.

 The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10
 million bucks is that he embezzled from
 me." 


 The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money
 is.


 Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are
 talking about."
 

 The lawyer tells the
 Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you
 are talking about."

 The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's
 temple and says, "Ask him again!"

 The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you
 don't tell him." 


 Enzo signs back, "OK. You win!  The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
 behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !" 


 The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he
 say?"
 

 The lawyer replies,
 " He says you don't have the balls to pull the
 trigger."



 Don't you just LOVE lawyers?!
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Re: the deaf bookkeeper
« Reply #1 on: 28 March 2010, 16:05:57 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: the deaf bookkeeper
« Reply #2 on: 28 March 2010, 18:17:23 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: the deaf bookkeeper
« Reply #3 on: 28 March 2010, 18:20:50 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: the deaf bookkeeper
« Reply #4 on: 28 March 2010, 18:21:48 »

 :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: the deaf bookkeeper
« Reply #5 on: 28 March 2010, 19:18:00 »

good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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