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Author Topic: how not to commit suicide  (Read 1075 times)

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bertiecbx550

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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #15 on: 30 March 2010, 21:08:26 »
Ok now i know why capt zok told me to stay away from the veg aisle at tesco`s........ ;D ;D ;D ;D....Not that i would want to insert anything up my bum!!!! :-X Honest i`m not that sort of person!!! :o.....Erm any way howz the weather down by you is it snowing?? :P :P :P

















Bertie quickly goes off to find JCB to dig himself out of hole.... :o
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #16 on: 30 March 2010, 21:09:58 »
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D
Di if yer want il chop yer 8 inch off mine im sure i can still manage with 13inch :y
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bertiecbx550

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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #17 on: 30 March 2010, 21:10:58 »
You`ve been mistaking the MM`s on the ruler for inches again aint ya???? ::) ::) ::)
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